ECrusher

Expedition 33 is an actual masterpiece. Can’t remember a JRPG where I actually wanted to fight everything I see. Most likely GOTY.

Never give up.

One of my favorite games of all time. Underrated.

AI summary from a text message that says “Frequent mention of SEAN EVANS; no need to eat hot wings to talk to SEAN EVANS.”

If anyone’s curious it tastes like one of those wonky eye’d Sonic ice pops if it was a key lime pie made of rubber.

A man sitting at a diner table with his entire body glowing like a lightbulb.

Nope all good.

It’s its body now

Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie Box

A vibrant teal Mountain Dew Baja blast pie with a whipped cream rim and a large slice cut out.

This is inside my body.

iOS 26 is absolutely fugly. What a huge step backwards.

Anti-Nintendo Nintendo fans are going to radicalize me. I get being pissed about the high price of the Switch 2 console but what is the point in complaining about a $100 accessory that you don’t want and don’t plan on buying?

#pixelart #ドット絵 #1bit #oc

Combos pretzels are the closest thing we have to dog treats for humans

I have no one I can’t talk to about this Amazon ad using the Sonic Mega Collection font

I can’t believe how on model this is. Gave me goosebumps.

It’s Mt. Everest in terms of peak

🤔

These Death Stranding 2 ads are getting out of control.

Something good has to happen eventually. Right???

I seriously thought this was Hideo Kojima

The real question is, if you choose Maelle’s ending, do they still have that free will? Or are they now acting under her every whim? Even if she’s not controlling them directly, what if god herself came to your town and demanded eternal joy and happiness?

I think it’s because they have sentience that it becomes a hard decision. If they were all fake, then obviously Verso’s right. But considering there’s people who’ve lived and died full lives in the painting, it makes it way deeper.

I know I’m screaming to the void here but for the love of god, stop interacting with bad faith accounts online. Especially on Twitter. They are literally paid to be controversial and you will not change their minds. It’s a huge waste of emotional energy and time.

The Switch 2 feels so premium vs the OG. Definitely understand how it’s out of people’s price range but it’s the definitive version of the Switch going forward. And Mario Kart is fun!

Merde…

Expedition 33 is an actual masterpiece. Can’t remember a JRPG where I actually wanted to fight everything I see. Most likely GOTY.

The USB has leaked. Here are the top 5 ideas from Kojima:

1. “Burly hairy man adventure with no weapons or tools”
2. “A nightmare I had when I was ten about a coat hanger”
3. “Tetris but with child soldiers”
4. “Death Stranding 5: Electric Boogalive”
5. “Mario but he’s fucked up and evil”

My Starbucks guy said “may the fourth be with you” and without thinking I immediately said “and also with you.”

🫵 YOU might be one too

Elder scrolls into oblivion??? you mean facebook???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve accidentally double purchased a vinyl I’d probably make my money back