Rumpusgoopus

Well, I didn't post today. It starts already.

Federal Troops' time would be better spent if they were deployed to my basement. It's a disaster down there.

Roombas go in any direction except the one you want them to.

T-shirts are the best shirts.

It's September. Said no one ever.

I'm sure glad that this isn't a labor day.

I don't mean to brag y'all, but I am super popular with bots and scammers.

Played minigolf today and won against my young daughter. That's what life's about.

Homeowner hack: If you don't like the color of your walls, you can paint them.

Sandwiches are good, but it depends on what you put in them.

A lot of people like Friday nights.

If you think that baseball is slow, then takes solace in the fact that it's also ridiculously expensive.

I was recently asked what my favorite movie is.

Give me two beers, and I'll be your friend for life.

Give me a beer and I'll drink it.

There are too many people at places.

The cheaper something is, the less good it needs to be.

While I enjoy looking at baked goods, it's better to eat them.

Prices are too high.

It's really hard to find The Grinch on tv tonight.

I miss podcasts.

Summer may be the hottest month.

My favorite package is the next one to be delivered.

I wish that some emails I've received were instead returned postage due.

Hot dogs are pretty good.

Just remembered when the Suez Canal was blocked. That kind of sucked.

Wednesday mornings aren't much better.

So, today's apparently dog day? I stepped in dog poop while mowing the lawn. Is that something?

Sorry if I sound harsh here, but flies have no purpose.

Music could be better.