Six-panel meme from The Simpsons. In the first panel, Superintendent Chalmers points at Principal Skinner and says, βGOOD LORD, WHAT ARE YOU NEGOTIATING IN THERE?β Second panel: Skinner replies, βGREENLAND FRAMEWORK.β Third panel: Chalmers says, βA PERMANENT FRAMEWORK ON GREENLAND? IN AN HOUR? WITH THE HEAD OF NATO? WITHOUT DENMARK?β Fourth panel: close-up of Skinner saying βYES.β Fifth panel: Chalmers asks, βWELL CAN I SEE IT?β Sixth panel: Skinner, half-lit by a red glow, replies, βNO.β
Thank you Mr President, that clears things up.
22.01.2026 09:00 β π 803 π 203 π¬ 6 π 5
I sometimes feel like I am going mad.
Owning a Β£1.5m home is not normal in London or the South East of England.
20.11.2025 09:30 β π 221 π 37 π¬ 12 π 23
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Even then there's no impediment to driving from Cowley Rd to that posh pen shop on High St (presumably parking on Merton St).
04.11.2025 16:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Building contractors will typically use a van to get to the site. Vans are unaffected by the congestion charge. It's good news for van drivers who are no longer sat in congestion! That's 3 councillors now who clearly don't understand the policy. Are they ignoramuses or liars?
04.11.2025 16:18 β π 16 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0
Utter nonsense. The drive from Didcot to Cowley Rd is completely unaffected by the congestion charge gates.
04.11.2025 15:54 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 2 π 1
Say what you like about Rachel Reeves, she has done wonderful things for tenants' rights awareness
04.11.2025 14:08 β π 7 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0
The Washington Monthly
"Nutpicking" has a longer history. I've traced the origin of the term back to what appears to be its invention in 2006: web.archive.org/web/20060820...
11.09.2025 12:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
It was Helen Lewis: 'nutpicking'.
11.09.2025 12:00 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
Thank you!
11.09.2025 12:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
IIRC @stephenkb.bsky.social gave a snappy name to the act of mining for the most idiotic takes you can find - what was it? Because it's in overdrive today.
11.09.2025 11:59 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
In case it's not obvious to anyone, they don't genuinely care about the fire risk. It's just an excuse - they simply don't want it.
10.09.2025 10:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
As @duncanstott.bsky.social points out in The Other Place, West Oxfordshire District Council declared a Climate Change and Ecological Emergency in 2019.
09.09.2025 11:14 β π 13 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0
Had not expected to have to verify my age to send a message about rail subsidies on Bluesky! The camera took one look at me and decided immediately I was over 18...
04.08.2025 12:41 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Choosing parenthood is choosing to neglect hobbies.
03.08.2025 09:56 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Give people a say over wind turbines or nothing, plenty will opt for nothing. Particularly when they've opted for rural living.
29.07.2025 14:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Another quarter not only stayed sane, but positively thrived under an authoritarian lockdown. I think that in itself increased public appetite for heavier-handed government.
11.07.2025 09:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Making indoor temperatures vastly more comfortable, and the only trade-off is a urban-localised 1Β°C temperature increase? I'm sold, get the A/C installed.
11.07.2025 09:53 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Bizarre discussion on the radio likening air condition to passive smoking because it accounts for 3% of CO2 emissions.
But: we donβt moralise turning heating on in winter, and heating accounts for 15% of emissions. If aircon is intrinsically immoral, so are radiators.
11.07.2025 08:34 β π 1239 π 219 π¬ 112 π 58
Lol.
03.07.2025 19:04 β π 12 π 2 π¬ 1 π 1
"This is what we believe"
02.07.2025 07:39 β π 35 π 3 π¬ 5 π 0
Lifetime ISAs leave some with less money than they put in, MPs warn
MPs call for reform to the savings account which aims to help people save towards retirement or a first home.
"It noted a surge in withdrawal charges, with almost double the amount of people making an unauthorised withdrawal (99,650) compared to the number of people who used their LISA to buy a home (56,900) in 2023-24"
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
30.06.2025 11:25 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 1
'Solar PV was not the cause of the blackout': Report on Spain's power outage reveals failure of thermal plants a key factor
Renewable energy advocates accuse commentators who blamed renewables for black out of 'jumping the gun and oversimplifying the cause'
Will be interesting to see if certain media outlets just ignore the report from the Spanish government confirming the key role of thermal power plants in the Iberian power outage or still try to erroneously spin it as a failure of renewables. www.businessgreen.com/news/4515109...
18.06.2025 12:34 β π 46 π 27 π¬ 1 π 1
Cartoon by Stephen Collins for the Guardian, here's the script:
[Scene is the inside of a SOUP. Some CARROTS and BITS OF BROCCOLI are floating around and a STOCK CUBE and a BAY LEAF have just been dropped in.]Β
1
STOCK CUBE:
Alright lads - this is Bay Leaf.
My colleague from the spice rack.
2
BROCCOLI:
Hi Bay Leaf
BAY LEAF:
Yuh yuh hi
3
CARROTS:
You up for getting proper blended with us later, Bay Leaf?
BAY LEAF:
Nuh mate, getting scooped out before soup stage.
4
CARROTS:
Oh! Soβ¦ youβre not being eaten then?
BAY LEAF:
Eaten! Haha
5
BAY LEAF:
Not allowed mate.
Iβm afraid Iβm a lilβ bit *toooo intense*...
6
BAY LEAF:
Just here for the flavour hit.
Special forces, yβknow.
Thatβs why thereβs just one of me.
7
BAY LEAF:
Over-deploy and youβd have this whole soup stiiinking of bay leafβ¦
8
BAY LEAF:
You might wanna stand back actually.
This place is about to get preeetty bay leafy...
9
[Silent pause]
10
CARROTS:
Are you doing something
BAY LEAF:
Sure am mate.
11
BAY LEAF:
Suuuuure am.
12
BAY LEAF [Getting scooped out by chefβs spoon]:
You need training to perceive it.
CARROTS:
OK
Iβm convinced this is how a bay leaf would talk
17.06.2025 16:02 β π 1327 π 383 π¬ 34 π 27
Fab local reporting. Oxford should be getting congestion charging as soon as this autumn! πͺ
17.06.2025 16:17 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Meh. Is flooding a worse crisis than the housing crisis? Oxford has both bad, but the housing crisis is a constant drag on more people all the time.
17.06.2025 16:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The same principle backpropagates up the system. If a consultee wants to effectively object, they need to do so in a timely manner.
17.06.2025 16:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Is that a bug and not a feature? </cynicism>
17.06.2025 15:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Auto-approval after 6 months of indecision?
17.06.2025 15:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Administrative challenge with that, making sure recipients of several of those benefits only receive WFP once.
21.05.2025 14:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Oxford. Mostly gets around by bike.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stats.
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