Tori Ross 🌮🌮

The “career-driven” woman CEO of a multi-million dollar brand with multiple degrees on her wall has advice for the rest of us…

Hear me out. Maybe FiFA took one for the team. Someone on Shitler's staff told him it was THE peace prize, and now he thinks he won the big one.

Guess which industry donated to Chuck Schumer the last tine he was up for re-election? According to Google, it was the airlines. Two days after the airlines were told to cut 10% of flights, suddenly Schumer folds and trusts Thune to bring to a vote.
Absolutely embarrassing. Primary the ten!

Nothing is funnier than seeing a white, middle-aged PE teacher from Missouri ranting and raving about all the free stuff Mamdani will give NY.
😂😂😂

When I was pregnant with my 2nd kid, my sciatica was so bad that I thought about asking my ob for a walker.
Tylenol was taken.
That same pregnancy, my toddler gave me hand foot and mouth disease. I took Tylenol for the fever. If I hadn't, THAT fever could have harmed my kid.
Don't listen to RFK.

So many calling this a false flag set up by Trump to distract from files.
If it was a distraction, and the goal was to start a big "war" between left and right, it would have happened in a blue state so Trump could point at it and send in his storm troopers. Not red ass Utah.
#charliekirk

I am going to need to know who these witches are. I have a list of buggery.

Unpopular opinion...

Aldi Oreo dupes are better than Oreos. Fight me.

Diddler on the Roof needs a dementia test.

I saw an ad that said, "Seniors born 1941 through 1979."
Um. Seniors? 1979?
Wtf.

To put this into perspective, she wasnt even born when Top Gun was made. This woman was born in his Cocktail era.

World Central Kitchen has a 100% score on Charity Navigator and you can designate that you want $ to go to Gaza by clicking on that particular issue on the website. Just sayin'

Imagine I’d said Satan was a “really terrific guy,” backed it up with photos of us together in the 90s, and then blamed Obama

I honestly cannot stop watching the video of Vance running at Disneyland.
One commenter said he's the most feminine VP we've ever had after VP Harris sent me over the cliff.
I just keep watching it and laughing.

my oldest is at camp. My husband took the youngest to a movie. I have no idea what to eat for girl dinner because I never get girl dinner.

I was considering taking that ADD test to see what type I have.

It's 70 questions.

Let that sink in. Seventy questions to test ADD. Like, does it tell me what type I am if I give up at 10?

a man is sitting in the back seat of a car and making a funny face . ALT: a man is sitting in the back seat of a car and making a funny face .

Hmm. It looks like ICE will be doing some hiring...looks like a good opportunity for someone who would like to get an inside look at how things are run there.

Ice will need applicants right? I'm just spitnalling here...

Action of the day:
Go out to Etsy and report the alligator Alcatraz merchandise. Some of the tees show or refer to people being fed to the gators.

I reported about 30 and stopped so they wouldn't ban my account. Comment on their social media too.

Etsy is gross for this

#Etsy #alligatoralcatraz

I was thinking (randomly) about pastors' wives yesterday and how much work they do for the church that is just expected of them. No pay. No retirement plan. Wife usually does funeral dinners, hospital comfort, Bible study, etc, working just as hard. Pay them!

Most churches, like most schools, run on the unpaid labor of women…

In front of Mcdonalds protesting. This particular store is giving protesters discounts. 😂😂

3 times as many people here this time. Red city. Red state.

I did it, folks. I got another Experien alert that I'm not using my credit card as much.

It's nice to know they care and are checking on me.

This is the second one this year, one in January, and one now.

That's how my low buy 2025 is going. 💥

When my young teen wants to go for a weekend 3 hours away to the Ozarks with her friend whose family I have never met, know nothing about, and I'm only supposed to go on the fact that the mom worked at my kids' elementary school.

Like...what?

a woman is saying do not trust her in a close up ALT: a woman is saying do not trust her in a close up

Elon Musk right now.

Dan Rather's Substack mentioned shareholders are demanding Elon Musk work 40 hours a week at his companies.

Please, oh, please someone also require him to send a weekly email to the board with 5 things he did that week.

The Pope will be at Rate field in Chicago on the same day and at the same time as Trump's little parade.

😂😂

I'm not Catholic, but I like this Pope.

Her stats line up with CDC data…