Jodi

Instant all-timer here:

fallon is like the worst human being breathing that isn't a billionaire or directly involved in the trump administration or actual genocide right now, a loogie hawked onto the sidewalk given a grasping, snivelling will to paw whining at the cuffs of power. he makes jay leno look like a colossus

ok thanks i guess

Hello Young Haters unc makes a desperate plea to the youths for a return to calm following the controversy around a really bad comic; at last, we're on some old man shit

HUMBLE YOURSELF BEFORE COMICS tries to solve Magik discourse. Bad comics are read, lessons are taught, but in the end, this is the beginning of my Uncool Era. buttondown.com/humbleyourse...

i do not trust people who don’t like the carmela/furio stuff in the sopranos

I just want to remind people that Louis CK masturbated in front of multiple colleagues over the course of many years many of whom because of it chose to leave the profession.

what do you mean they shot the saw episode of the creep tapes in the ACTUAL SAW BATHROOM

Nightmare Before Christmas chronicles the invasion of God's heaven by the sexual perverts of Hell

the newest creep tapes episode has some of the most insane escalation i’ve ever seen

tim seeley has never been a good writer

somehow i keep finding myself drawing horses all the time nowadays

hey, new picture. variant cover for carmen red claw #3, out sometime next year from dark horse (visual pun intended)

One of the best stories I found while I was researching my book on Suspiria was that in between shooting, Argento would go drinking in Munich with Udo Kier, Fassbinder and Bowie. So wild that Argento is the only one left now.

oh THAT’S why trump likes him

Elon Musk donated $277 million to Trump so he could steal the federal government’s data, dismantle the nation’s infrastructure, and stop foreign aid from going to nonwhite people. It’s a quid pro quo breathtaking in scope, corruption, and damage, & completely unprecedented in American history.

AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."

“We were effectively props,” game producer Dianna Lora, who was inducted into the first Future Class in 2020, said over video call. “Once we got to the Game Awards (most people flew in from other countries, which was expensive), we showed up, and it felt like we were pushed to the side door … We found out later that Keighley had a party in another room with all the influencers and industry people. You know where Future Class met that day? At a Starbucks.”

While Keighley partied at the game awards with big names, their up and coming "future class" of game devs had to leave and have a meetup at a local starbucks instead.

They were promised support & got basically nothing but disrespect & now they are getting canned

www.theguardian.com/games/2025/n...

the only way for mtg to earn even the possibility of forgiveness is to ***** *****

Oh so when TRUMP blows Clinton he gets to stay president but when Monica Lewinsky,

Olivia Nuzzi text: imagine us going away to a cabin n u taking me on a bearskin rug in front of a roaring fire 😈 🔥

RFK voice note: yEs YeS iN tHiS ScENaRiO i'Ve JuSt BuTChErEd ThE bEAr AnD wE LaY uPoN iTs StiLL sLiCk HiDe, WhiLe iTs MeAT MaRiNaTeS iN tHe BeAr'S UnVaCCiNaTeD jUiCeS

y’all voted for donald CLINTON trump?!?!

"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"

my contribution to the #Frankenstein yuri agenda

PLURIBUS, man

the man has admitted to sexually assaulting people and was legally proven by a court of law to be sexually assaulting people (a notoriously hard thing to do) but I’m sure this new evidence that he was sexually assaulting people will really wake up the base. It’ll be our lucky sexual assault evidence

(michael caine alfred voice) what happens when we stumble into a fae world wearing sparkling, forbidden “plastic” clothes, master bruce? a dangerous crow boy whose job it is to destroy plastics becomes obsessed with us. batman begin

GORE VERBINSKI IS FREE