Richard Ell

here’s another example of how our out-of-touch overlords couldn’t give a shit about you or me. in four days, due to the government shutdown, 42 million needy Americans are going to lose their SNAP benefits. mind you, the government has the money to continue paying out these benefits — they’re just choosing not to. because fuck you, that’s why. they are literally starving people because they think they can blame Democrats for it and score political points. seriously, if you go to the USDA Food and Nutrition Service website right now, you’ll get a message basically saying ‘Democrats took your money and gave it to transgender immigrants.’ I shit you not.

from today's post: denying financial relief to 42 million needy Americans may seem like a cruel thing to do, but remember: as always, with these sadistic fuckface shitweasels, cruelty is the point.
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Vote Blue, all the way - it's our only choice! My whole life I was "unaffiliated", until Obama. I once voted for Reagan in 1980 but no Republicans - ever again! Too Criminal for me.

Zach Bryan responds to backlash: “When truth becomes rebellion, silence becomes betrayal.”

2 years would be better. Gives them time to slowly sink into debt, as the Bills pile up until it all becomes totally Hopeless.

Defend yourselves at all costs. You might be whisked away to a foreign prison, where no records of your existence are kept.

make no mistake, this is the Project 2025 shutdown once again, Donny is about to punch himself in the face

here's today's post: "make no mistake, this is the Project 2025 shutdown" — once again, Donny is about to punch himself in the face.
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May he win Millions in damages.

If you re-arrange the letters in “Tylenol causes autism” it spells “release the Epstein files”. Ok, not true, but at least you refocused for a minute.

Tr*mp has given the world a gift with this UN speech: The world leaders cannot ignore he is unwell and insane. They would be wise to continue without us until we overthrow this regime.

What a total shithead. May he die screaming.

if I were to ask you which of Donny Convict’s confederacy of lackeys, psychopaths, incompetents and clownfuckers were most likely to get caught with their larcenous fingers around bags of ill-gotten cash, you’d probably answer, ‘all of them’ — and you wouldn’t be wrong. ‘but Uncle Jeff,’ I hear you asking, ‘that wouldn’t actually happen, would it? bags of cash? who does that? that kind of cartoonish shit only happens in, y’know, cartoons, right?’ wrong — because it ahem allegedly happened to Donny’s own personal Fred Flintstone, ‘border czar’ Tom Homan.

OH MY! IT SEEMS DONNY'S "RACISM CZAR" TOM HOMAN (NO RELATION TO HUMAN) GOT CAUGHT TAKING A $50K BRIBE. AND THEN DONNY (CRAPPY HAIR!) MADE IT GO BYE-BYE. THIS IS MY "SHOCKED" FACE. THANK YOU FOR TAKING A VERY STRONG LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL AND TREMENDOUS POST ABOUT IT. READ IT HERE: bit.ly/3W0e0Mx

Warning: offensive language

But deeply satisfying.👇

yesterday morning, The Wall Street Journal tweeted out twaddle that no responsible news outlet should have published without first double-checking the shit out of it. “Breaking: Ammunition engraved with transgender and antifascist ideology was found inside the rifle authorities believe was used in Kirk’s shooting, sources say.” oh, sources are saying this, that the assassin’s bullets were engraved with ‘transgender ideology’? thank god the Journal is getting their information from unnamed government sources who obviously have no anti-trans political agenda to push and would never lie to the media. praise the day. thank you for enlightening us and making our lives ever-more richer, Wall Street Journal. first of all, what the fuck? and second of all, what the fuck? beyond ‘just let me be who I am,’ there is no such thing as ‘transgender ideology.’ it’s a buzzphrase created by conservatives who want to ‘prove’ such hallucinatory nonsense as ‘the transgenders have an agenda and are coming for your children.’

THE WALL STREET JOURNAL ("LAME!") PUBLISHED UNSOURCED FAKE NEWS ABOUT BULLETS ENGRAVED WITH "TRANSGENDER IDEOLOGY." MANY PEOPLE ARE THANKING JEFF TIEDRICH (ME!) FOR HIS ATTENTION TO EXPLAINING JUST HOW FUCKING STUPID AND RECKLESS THIS IS. READ THE GREATEST POST EVER AT THIS LINK: bit.ly/4ghXbWM

PAY PAY PAY, you orange pantload. It ain't goin' away.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA DONALD TRUMP LOSES APPEAL IN E. JEAN CARROLL CASE HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA PAY UP, FUCKFACE HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA oops I mean how terrible for Donald Trump

What RFK Jr. Is Taking Away From You The problem isn’t just that he’s a quack - it’s that he’s a quack with power over your health, and he’s using that power to hurt you.

Much attention has rightly been paid to the sheer strangeness of RFK Jr.

But as the person now in charge of our public health, what really matters - more than the theatrics or trolling - is what he is taking away from us.

but wait, Dear Leader was an FBI informant? that’s the story Holy Mike’s going with? fact check: “I have rep’d FBI informants, as well as agents. This is real easy to prove because Trump’s name would be in 302 and other reports. There are document policies that apply to informants.” ‘Donny’s an informant’ was such a dumbfuck thing for Holy Mike to blurt out — because one common way to become an FBI informant is to get caught doing a crime, and then agree to rat on your accomplices in return for leniency. so is that what you’re saying, Mike? that Donny was guilty of the same sick shit his dead pedo bestie was getting up to, and he got caught? also: come on — if Donny were an FBI informant, don’t you think he’d have bragged about it by now? of course he would have. Donny can’t shut the fuck up about anything. he would have spent the last two decades yammering about how he knows more about FBI informing than all the FBI informerators.

HOLY MIKE JOHNSON (CREEPY GOD-OBSESSED WEIRDO!) THINKS WE'RE ALL DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY HIS STUPID STORY ABOUT DONALD TRUMP RATTING OUT HIS DEAD PEDO BESTIE TO THE FBI. COME ON MIKE, WE'RE NOT AS DUMB (OR AS CREEPY) AS YOU ARE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY POST ABOUT IT: bit.ly/4p9axZH

Rise up America 🇺🇸

Trying to Normalize State-instructed Murder.

Correctamundo. Nobody from this "administration" will ever resign nor give up their seat after losing an election peaceably. Get ready for the Ultimate Chaos after the 2026 elections...if they are even held at all. These people are Uber-Entitled. They'll have to be removed by FORCE.

DID YOU KNOW: When you burn these little plastic toy soldiers, the burning drops make a "voot-voot" sound?

Jennifer is 100% correct

imagine being such a lawless piece of shit that the first time you go seven days without doing any crimes, people just naturally assume it’s because you’re pining for the fjords. let me state right up top that I didn’t believe any of this past weekend’s rumors that Dear Leader had shuffled off this mortal coil. but clearly, something is very wrong with Donny, and it’s being covered up — and because it’s this White House, staffed by the most incompetent clownfuckers ever to have fucked clowns, it’s being covered up in the most inept manner possible.

ROTTING OLD DONALD TRUMP (SAD DEMENTO!) DISAPPEARS FOR A WEEK AND HIS HANDLERS TRIED TO COVER IT UP WITH STAGED PHOTOS AND FAKE SOCIAL MEDIA POSTS!!! MANY PEOPLE ARE THANKING JEFF TIEDRICH FOR HIS ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER IN TODAY'S POST WHICH YOU CAN READ HERE: bit.ly/4g47SfF

Jennifer is 100% correct

She is 100% Correct.

this, my friends, is the difference between representative government and fascism for fascism’s sake. if Donny and his merry band of shithole goons were actually interested in mitigating all this supposed crime happening in Chicago, they’d be coordinating the fuck out of the whole operation. right now, there would be a hundred conference calls a day happening between Chicago and DC. ‘ok, let’s figure out where the crime is, and where to best deploy.’ every last detail would be worked out in advance. but none of that shit is going on, because the Mad King could give a fuck about actually fighting crime. what he wants is a fascistic display of force. what he wants is dominance — because deep down inside, Donny is an emotionally-scarred little boy who never got over being told what a weak piece of shit he was by his tyrant Klansman father, and now he’s going to make the entire world suffer as a result. it’s all so fucked up. this is what happens when you let the most broken-inside person ever to walk the face of the earth hold the reins of power. Only Dear Leader Can Fix It™? yeah, right.

"WEAK LOSER" DONALD TRUMP (CRAPPY HAIR!) IS A BROKEN-INSIDE MANCHILD. (SAD!) HIS TYRANT FATHER (KKK!) DESTROYED HIM AND NOW WE ALL MUST SUFFER AS A RESULT. YOUR FAVORITE WRITER (ME!) EXPLAINS THIS IN A GREAT POST THAT MANY ARE SAYING IS THE GREATEST POST EVER. READ IT HERE: bit.ly/3HD7AQd

China won't be buying U.S. soybeans anyway

It will.