me in 2005: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because it's a movie about a dinosaur theme park

me in 2025: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because the rich CEO of the dinosaur park is not immediately handed complete control of the US National Park Service

New:

DOGE's spending has been secret.

No longer.

My colleagues have uncovered it.

www.propublica.org/article/doge...

Woo-hoo! There really is Hope!

Remember how they said they were going after criminals? That was funny.

Surprised he didn’t call it Gulf of Trump.

She’s always been my hero. And she would single-handedly take the cheetoh villain down. #leslieknope #parksandrec

I feel anxious, depressed, and hopeless. How many calls to senators and congressmen can I make? How am I supposed to just function when everything is falling apart? I just want to light things on fire and scream

It’s the Gulf of Mexico.

It's a little hard to hear but if you listen carefully you can hear this guy screaming "YOU'RE A FUCKING TRAITOR!!"

I'm kidding...Trump heard it too.

My six year old has been watching Bluey and The Inbestigators non stop. He now refers to football as “footy” and pronounces other words with an Australian accent. It’s glorious.

Every. Day.

The USA has had two major plane crashes in the last 4 days.

The USA had previously not suffered a major plane crash for 16 years.

‘DEI’ programs have existed for decades.

So what was it that changed in the last 14 days or so to suddenly cause so many crashes?

General feeling right now? “The Ministry has fallen. …They are coming.”

True then. True now. Thank you, Willem Arondeus.

We’re going to hear a lot more of THIS over the next four years.
#Trumpflation

👀 🇨🇦 🤷🏼‍♂️

FAFO.

#MAGA #FAFO

If only there was a way you could have known this would happen! If only you were warned! Enjoy your dinner leopards!

He just got EVERYTHING he voted for. Feast leopards! FEAST!

Yes this is exactly what he meant to do you stupid ass.

CARTOON OF THE DAY

I told my therapist two nights ago I range between “we’re all gonna die” to “it’s gonna all work out” and have ZERO in between.

I feel this in my soul. Side note: This show was totally underrated.

You think us Teachers will give up or students to ICE? We practice monthly hiding our children from bad guys. Try us.

I tried this at 7:00am EST and got the same results. Hashtags for Libertarian and Jillstein are censored as well.

Like.. if he wasn’t doing the Nazi salute then what was it? Please someone tell me what exactly he was trying to do

a man is holding a baseball bat on his shoulder . ALT: a man is holding a baseball bat on his shoulder .

AMERICANS:

“We’re gonna be doing one thang, and one thang only…” 🫡