@phallographer.bsky.social
Queer artist and Chicago’s curliest mullet. Hand-painted wearables and drawings of fine meats. https://linktr.ee/Phallographer
Thank you buddy!
08.03.2025 02:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Another pet commission on the books! Olive - 9x12” - graphite on Arches hot press watercolor paper.
25.02.2025 04:05 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Correct
14.02.2025 16:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pretty accurate!
08.02.2025 23:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love the irony of Bsky not allowing photos or vids in DMs 😂
24.01.2025 17:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Looking great, Lexabro 💪🏻
23.01.2025 16:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My latest pet portraits. Elizabethan ladies giving regal face 👑
17.01.2025 17:34 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Roommates or pb&j?
10.01.2025 01:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0💀
09.01.2025 17:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They caved to the conservatives last summer and apparently only want you to sell cross-stitched bible quotes and nothing else.
09.01.2025 17:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Imagine the possibilities as roommates. Taking the path of least resistance arm in arm.
09.01.2025 17:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’ve blocked maybe 10 copies of this douche. Why is it seemingly endless?
09.01.2025 17:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is me often
09.01.2025 17:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Also - Esty banned me permanently (and rejected my appeal) for selling prints of my drawings, so now I’m looking for alternative storefronts that integrate with printful. Artists with recommendations - dm me!
09.01.2025 17:13 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I’ve been making pet portraits lately! I did these as Christmas gifts for family and got several commissions as a result. I’ll be making a pet portrait profile separate from this one since the two genres don’t exactly mesh well. Stay tuned!
09.01.2025 16:53 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🫶🏻🌕🍆
13.12.2024 23:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Meet Edgeward! I found him at a thrift store and thought I could paint on a little holiday cheer 🎄🎁
12.12.2024 22:48 — 👍 54 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0This is gorgeous
05.12.2024 23:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I just saw, thank you! You picked a special one too 😏😈
02.12.2024 19:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A 360° view of my hand-painted leather garrison hat, which is a nod to all the #leathermen who flag yellow! #leather #kink #flaggingyellow #pissplay #piss #garrison #hat #fetish #goldenshower
02.12.2024 03:36 — 👍 40 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Hand painted leather garrison hat, a nod to those who flag yellow ☔️😈. #leather #piss #kink #leatherman #painted #garrisonhat
02.12.2024 03:20 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s worth it 🤪
17.11.2024 17:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy to hear this. 🦋
15.11.2024 18:01 — 👍 35 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0🍆 👋🏻
11.11.2024 18:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A recent commission, slightly cropped for privacy. Revisiting my trippy nature influences. (11x14” graphite on bristol)
11.11.2024 03:58 — 👍 79 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 0
My love letter to Honcho Campout. 18x24” graphite on Bristol.
11.11.2024 03:56 — 👍 33 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0My most recent hand painted singlet commission. Love working on stretch cotton!
11.11.2024 03:52 — 👍 53 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0Hand painted denim shorts (this one is still available!)
11.11.2024 03:51 — 👍 30 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Hand painted denim shorts with my dick motif.
11.11.2024 03:50 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
