Kevin

In the morning, I texted my friend who knew him and he passed along my message. It was slutty Tigger’s hat so hopefully it’s still at the bar and he can get it back.

At the end of the night I found a really nice and likely expensive leather hat on the floor and turned it in at the bar as I left. I immediately fell asleep when I got home and dreamed about the hat and remembered in my dream that it belonged to slutty Tigger.

Slutty Angel and slutty Devil arrived separately but left together. Slutty Winnie the Pooh and Slutty Tigger has the best intentional couples costume.

Notes App Halloween Party Notes:

My favorite costume was the slutty Werewolf bc it utilized his actual beard and look real. Slutty Pumpkin had the best night. Slutty Fred and Barney had the best costume reveal. The slutty Cyborgs were the best dancers.

I went to a Halloween party as slutty R2D2 and my friend went as slutty Dumbledore and everyone thought it was a couples costume and that he was supposed to be slutty Obi-wan Kenobi except one person who thought he was slutty Moses.

I see ketchup!

Guys, this whole time I thought “chuffed” meant someone had jock itch.

Hereditary (2018) / Past Lives (2023)

Halloween, the Queer holiday.
From SENTENCES, my volume of poetry.

I love how Chikorita is the only one trying on the cover. It’s like, “Get it together pig and crocodile.”

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I thought it was good, too!

The werewolf folklore night and transformation ritual had discussion questions.

Maybe stuff like … witch house, seapunk, hyperpop, cloudrap, nightcore, vaporwave, mallsoft?

5 Guys

Is Chonk Club mostly for people who want more IG followers? I think I am completely missing the point of the app but everyone looks super cute in their merch.

Sketchy Saturdays at the Lucky Horseshoe

I think I experience the uncanny valley when actual people talk/gesture like they are in an anime. Not, like, when people are cosplaying as an anime character but when they adopt those speech patterns and mannerisms while IRL in regular clothes/settings.

I’m grateful to be over 40 and still need hair cuts, I guess.

I finally realized that when my barber says “recession hairstyles” are back, he just means people are getting their hair cut way less often. So, a “recession cut” just means anything that looks like the “need a haircut” phase is on purpose, I guess.

I love the Sniffies Halloween-themed profile pics.

Good Boy was good!

“I’m hoping I feel better later.”

I’m going to that werewolf folklore review and transformation ritual tonite. I’m glad they’re going to teach us about our new community before we transform.

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Are you doing Apple Music? I’ve been trying to figure out my exit strategy.

Making this decision is my nightmare!

If i do another playthrough of #legendsza, i think I’d like to try a team of all humanoid Pokémon. It would be fun to do all wrestler-themed group but that might be somewhat limiting.

One time I was at a bar and this one guy smelled so bad that every time I see a pic of him online, I smell it too.