@harpomx.bsky.social
Historian, compulsive bookworm, owned by an old rescue dog, youngish old fart π»πΊπ¦π³οΈβπ
05.11.2025 13:30 β π 291 π 22 π¬ 3 π 0
I LOVE being thrown a scrap of hope occasionally.
05.11.2025 07:31 β π 341 π 20 π¬ 6 π 1"Non, Γ§a va."
05.11.2025 10:06 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Burt
05.11.2025 06:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Where would you rather be?
1. secret moon base
2. boozy bookstore
3. hiding in a pillow fort
4. haunting ancient forests
"You're so resilient."
ME: Source?
Fantastic collaborations!
04.11.2025 15:29 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βEverybody, this is Steveβ
- me introducing my space heater to my white noise machine, my humidifier, my fan, and my gentle wake-up lamp
Zen Buddhist: be the river, not the rock
me: ok cool
life: * adds waterfall *
I do all my own stunts (staying in bed, crying, having panic attacks, screaming endlessly into the abyss)
31.10.2025 00:49 β π 281 π 77 π¬ 4 π 1βJust be yourselfβ
(Intense nervous laughter)
Man on a bus: I did my kidsβ
Halloween makeβup. They loved it,
but it scared their friends. I might have overdone it. Iβm a trauma surgeon.
Going as Grandpa Joe from Willy Wonka and staying in bed all day tomorrow.
30.10.2025 20:04 β π 278 π 69 π¬ 4 π 0I have the special brain that lets me relive every major embarrassing incident in my life on a weekly basis
30.10.2025 18:55 β π 80 π 4 π¬ 4 π 1A haunted house but every room is just another person whose name you should definitely know by now
30.10.2025 15:11 β π 327 π 41 π¬ 13 π 6
Photo of an orange traffic cone with a pair of googly eyes and very upset eyebrows inside the cargo compartment of a pickup truck.
The mood:
30.10.2025 01:33 β π 27 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0![My 2 coping mechanisms
[a screen that says: I want to: 1 - make ice cream 2 - get help]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreieu4qpw5ddcp7axro3bnjpuu5zciegnqov4oxj4arvnhqwweojil4@jpeg)
My 2 coping mechanisms [a screen that says: I want to: 1 - make ice cream 2 - get help]
30.10.2025 13:47 β π 158 π 29 π¬ 1 π 0
Don't be so hard on yourself. The mom in E.T. had an alien living in her house for days and didn't notice.
It's a sign.
27.10.2025 16:12 β π 21 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
I am here to say this is not a coma specific condition
26.10.2025 13:52 β π 477 π 39 π¬ 12 π 3Happy The Clock in My Car is Showing the Correct Time Again Day to all who celebrate.
26.10.2025 09:03 β π 38 π 3 π¬ 2 π 1Frankly it's none of your business why I'm on the roof of my house shooting lightning from my fingers and cackling
26.10.2025 21:38 β π 240 π 40 π¬ 10 π 2I hope somebody shows up to a Halloween party with the Crown Jewels on
25.10.2025 19:53 β π 401 π 29 π¬ 9 π 1
26.10.2025 12:55 β π 65 π 4 π¬ 3 π 1
Heβs been! Heβs been! Old Father Time has been, and heβs left me an extra hour!
26.10.2025 06:57 β π 439 π 51 π¬ 21 π 3Absolutely gorgeous
25.10.2025 20:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A cuckoo clock is the perfect gift for someone who likes to be frequently startled by mechanical birds
21.10.2025 17:23 β π 205 π 37 π¬ 2 π 1Every now and then the Earth's magnetic field completely switches poles, and all the polar bears and penguins have to change ends too.
23.10.2025 11:10 β π 340 π 50 π¬ 23 π 3
Ghosts arenβt real?
Then explain this π»
#DogsOfBlueSky #Ghosts
Cat has torn open a bag of cedar wood balls and has turned the living room into her personal pinball table
22.10.2025 08:13 β π 127 π 5 π¬ 9 π 0
What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.
22.10.2025 10:08 β π 4040 π 653 π¬ 56 π 20
