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Blerp. 23. Surge fanatic. Funny one liner.

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Yes. Yes, they are.

10.09.2025 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19623    ๐Ÿ” 6530    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 764    ๐Ÿ“Œ 282

You know, I was going to say they were wrong, but now I'm starting to believe it and OHGODGENDEREUPHORIA

22.08.2025 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry for being not super active right now, I'm busy getting major gender affirming surgery and stuff

22.08.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 107    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is Tuffy. He is the only example of taking up the whole sidewalk that is not only justifiable, but encouraged. 14/10 (IG: mypittuffy)

21.08.2025 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19104    ๐Ÿ” 2443    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 539    ๐Ÿ“Œ 301

I miss you Gillion Tidestrider canโ€™t wait for JRWI in November.

22.08.2025 11:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If JRWI came into my life before starting my social transition Iโ€™d be called Jay for sure.

05.08.2025 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love the character design so much, the face with the stickers and little hearts on, the hair is awesome I really love the colours and the sweater is cute as heck

01.08.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im still so mad they got rid of the little + that showed when you werent following someone

27.07.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Bring back bullying" what if we bring back being nice and loving each other

27.07.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 195    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Always fun to blame women for their unbecoming reading habits rather than, yโ€™know, the actual concerted effort by the right-wing establishment to radicalize young men into fascism.

28.07.2025 04:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1246    ๐Ÿ” 273    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

if a Superman movie features a parody of you as the villain then you probably suck shit in real life

21.07.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 145    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

added one (1) charm on my phone and itโ€™s already driving me insane, meanwhile my girlfriend and her friends have like 5000 charms hanging off their phones like HOW this is unusable

18.07.2025 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 273    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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girlfailure supergirl

18.07.2025 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3902    ๐Ÿ” 751    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge ๐Ÿงช

18.07.2025 04:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20444    ๐Ÿ” 5960    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 127    ๐Ÿ“Œ 116

This is exactly how you should think about games! Too many content creators strive to be the first ones doing something whacky and just ruin it for themselves. Itโ€™s lowkey upsetting

17.07.2025 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To answer everyone's question: Yes, I will do a Donkey Kong Bananza challenge, but ONLY if there's something interesting to do.

I will not rush a video out the door tomorrow playing the game in some arbitrarily weird way that's obviously possible.

I will never rob myself of a 1st playthrough.

17.07.2025 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I'm always cautious of "unapologetic truth tellers" because nine out of ten times that's just slang for "arrogant loser who asserts their opinions as universal Truth(TM)"

Some people bottle up their toxicity for years and when it finally spills out, it has a flavor of "I'm TIRED of pretending" which is really pathetic in reality. You're not some brave warrior who's finally here to level the playing field and speak Truth(TM) to power, you're a sad loser who got sick of the social contract and are loudly violating it while huffing your own farts about how "underground and populist" your farts are.

I'm always cautious of "unapologetic truth tellers" because nine out of ten times that's just slang for "arrogant loser who asserts their opinions as universal Truth(TM)" Some people bottle up their toxicity for years and when it finally spills out, it has a flavor of "I'm TIRED of pretending" which is really pathetic in reality. You're not some brave warrior who's finally here to level the playing field and speak Truth(TM) to power, you're a sad loser who got sick of the social contract and are loudly violating it while huffing your own farts about how "underground and populist" your farts are.

15.07.2025 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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men fucking exhaust me

04.07.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FUCK THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

04.07.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4310    ๐Ÿ” 1159    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
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Everytime you repost this someone turns into a Miku

26.06.2025 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 147    ๐Ÿ” 100    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Honestly Iโ€™m of the same opinion. Its benefits does make the game really accessible and easy to explore however youโ€™re not interacting with Shield surfing, horses or other movements whilst paragliding. The saddest part is the landscape isnโ€™t as explored by people in general despite the great design.

26.06.2025 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trying to find a dnd game to play is an absolute nightmare

24.06.2025 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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34 years of racing, friendship, mysteries, and delicious cake.

Happy Birthday, Sonic!

23.06.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6600    ๐Ÿ” 2587    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 121    ๐Ÿ“Œ 110

Wait being hypnotised was an option?

22.06.2025 09:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Panel 1: A scruffy-haired man rests brings his fists down on a table in frustration, saying "AUUGHH!! THIS 12 YEAR OLD IS BETTER AT DRAWING THAN ME!!" In his left fist he is clutching a drawing tablet pen, and on his table is a drawing tablet in front of a monitor.

Panel 2: Close-up of a man looking slightly shocked as a pale hand rests on his head.

Panel 3: The owner of the hand is revealed to be Shen, cloaked in darkness, with red lighting from below. His pupils, likewise, are red. He croaks out "Good. Feel that anger."

Panel 4: Shen's expression turns both darker abd more manic as he shifts his gaze to look the man directly in the eyes. He says "AND LET IT PROPEL YOU TOWARDS GREATNESS".

Panel 1: A scruffy-haired man rests brings his fists down on a table in frustration, saying "AUUGHH!! THIS 12 YEAR OLD IS BETTER AT DRAWING THAN ME!!" In his left fist he is clutching a drawing tablet pen, and on his table is a drawing tablet in front of a monitor. Panel 2: Close-up of a man looking slightly shocked as a pale hand rests on his head. Panel 3: The owner of the hand is revealed to be Shen, cloaked in darkness, with red lighting from below. His pupils, likewise, are red. He croaks out "Good. Feel that anger." Panel 4: Shen's expression turns both darker abd more manic as he shifts his gaze to look the man directly in the eyes. He says "AND LET IT PROPEL YOU TOWARDS GREATNESS".

18.06.2025 11:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6884    ๐Ÿ” 1075    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

Honestly would accept you doing sponsors like RAID cause they give so much money and honestly Queenโ€ฆ get that bag

15.06.2025 07:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Designed a new dnd character for a new campaign. Sheโ€™s peak Iโ€™m afraid.

15.06.2025 02:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Funny I say this and now my main hard drive Iโ€™ve been using for a year is busted lmao

13.06.2025 04:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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