Sailor Moomin

Mein Beileid 😔

For sale: baby shoes child shoes booties one size baby clothing footwear NEW in box mint condition never worn A+++ condition for baby

It’s a flood of information🦀🪼🐡𓂃◌𓈒𓐍

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

und dann wurde das Kind FAZ Kolumnist 😌

Leerstand im Berliner Tacheles-Quartier : Bezirk leitet Verfahren wegen möglicher Zweckentfremdung ein Der Tagesspiegel hatte berichtet, dass im Luxus-Quartier auf dem prominenten Gelände in Berlin-Mitte etliche Eigentumswohnungen noch nicht verkauft sind. Nun hat der Bezirk ein Verfahren eingeleitet.

Was halt passiert, wenn man aus einem besonderen Kulturort eine seelenlose Investorenbumsbude macht.
www.tagesspiegel.de/berlin/berli...

garfield

garf

#garweek

we did it babes.... we're the opposite of cooked. what is that. we're ingredients

A MrBeast briefcase for some reason.

Finally, I can be a serious businessman.

You cook the bacon.
Not enough ventilation...
The pan gives off clouds of smoke!
You are coughing!
The clown is coughing!
The dog is coughing!
"IIIIT'S BACON!" The smell drives the dog into a frenzy! The dog bites the clown for 5 points of damage. The dog bites the clown for 8 points of damage. The

Horse

sugar cubes hate to see him coming

atlantic article screenshot headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight by yasmin tayag

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

Hoshoryu was gifted a giant soy sauce after becoming Grand Champion in London.

Mamdani and the governor of NY standing in front of a sign that says Investing in Queens.

I'm not tipping the drag strippers, I'm

asking everyone if they're broad gauge or narrow gauge and judging them by their answer

Even our spies are nepo babies :sadcowboy:

Restaurant boss saw two people about to do something deadly so he grabbed his megaphone He ran out of the restaurant and warned the pair to turn back

Two people check tide times with ChatGPT, almost die.

uk.news.yahoo.com/restaurant-b...

LinkedIn post about how a guy got a job interview at Strava by running a route that spelled HIRE ME on the map

HIRE ME written on the map (looking more like HIRE NE tbh)

commenter asks if the guy got the job and OP says “I don't think so. But his effort got him noticed and a foot in the door when so many others didn't”

inspiring 💗💖

As 32-year-old Rich points out, though, "it's not like using ChatGPT guarantees success". When he met someone in a bar one Friday night and swapped social media handles, he asked AI what his next move should be. ChatGPT discerned that sending an initial message on Monday midmorning would set the right pace. "Then it gave me some options for what the message could be," says Rich. "Keep it light, warm, and low-stakes so it reads as genuine interest without urgency," the bot advised. "Something like: Hey Sarah, still laughing about [tiny shared moment/reference if you've got one] - good to meet you!" Rich went back and forth with ChatGPT until he felt they'd hit upon exactly the right message ("Hey Sarah, it was lovely to meet you") but sadly she never replied, he says. "It's been two weeks now."

This is amazing. I laughed out loud www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

may your iced coffee be cold and your croissant be crunchy [nods]

congrats to Nobel Peace Prize winner Portland Frog

"Saying you're 'buying a house in New Zealand' is kind of a wink, wink, say no more," Reid Hoffman previously said. The same presumably goes for bunkers. But there's a distinctly human flaw. I once met a former bodyguard of one billionaire with his own "bunker", who told me his security team's first priority, if this really did happen, would be to eliminate said boss and get in the bunker themselves. And he didn't seem to be joking.

www.bbc.com/news/article...

I doodled it

ich finds fol epi wie du dich bewegst

seal in bottom left of the image saying "Hope I don't have a long day" imposed over an image of a factory that says "Long day factory"

We used to have magic money trees but climate change killed em like we did the dodo its really sad 😔