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a robot is holding a machine gun in a dark blue background Alt: a robot is holding a machine gun in a dark blue background

That's AI just lulling you into a false sense of superiority.

What is the charge?

Serving a meal? A succulent pizza meal?

Free him. Free Charles Emancipation Cheese.

“I’m your snozzberry…”

"have we really learned nothing here"

Narrator voice: "But they *hadn't* learned nothing."

“¿Por qué no los dos, Darth?

This is the last thing the BBC needs

an adult golden retriever smiles wide with his face close to the camera. a puppy golden retriever is asleep on the couch behind him, belly up and with his cheek smooshed up against a pillow

This is Barron and his son, Carlos. Carlos just came home from an exhausting first day of puppy school. Barron is really proud of him. 13/10 Happy Father's Day, Barron

Seth gets it

@darthbluesky.bsky.social Maybe Rand Paul was bringing his lame ass potato salad (with raisins in it)?

We’ll never know at this rate.

I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving.

There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.

They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.

If they can get past the first bit with the dog, they’ll be hooked.

PREPOSTEROUS*!

(*not really, but I figured we were riffing)

Sorry, not you, OG Launchpad.

Bill Atkinson, pioneering early Apple engineer, dies at 74 The engineer behind much of the Mac's early graphical user interfaces, QuickDraw, MacPaint, Hypercard and much more, William D. "Bill" Atkinson, died on June 5 of complications from pancreatic cancer.

RIP Bill Atkinson. I'll never forget learning how to use the marquee tool with "marching ants."  appleinsider.com/articles/25/...

@gruber.foo

It was difficult to hear Patrick talking on the latest episode of The Talk Show. Had anyone else mentioned this?

THEM EARS NEED TO PICK A LANE.

His murder is a crying shame… which is saying something in 2025.

p.s.: I still quote his “DOES IT, WHITE MAN?”, admittedly ironic, til this day.

Microsoft will finally stop bugging Windows users about Edge — but only in Europe These new options aren’t available in the US.

Microsoft will finally stop bugging Windows users about Edge — but only in Europe - https://www.theverge.com/news/678350/microsoft-dma-windows-10-11-bing-edge

*Literally* not on your Bingo card…

Narrator: "But nobody was acting normal…"

This video hit the spot.
Crisp. Light. Refreshing.
Right now, hey, it’s your tomorrow.

Do NOT be disparaging Zima here my dude.

If this doesn't include SNL's "Crystal Gravy" ad, I'm personally driving up to NH to give y'all a what for

Netflix Picks Up ‘Sesame Street’ Worldwide Streaming Rights After Max Deal Ends Netflix inked a deal with Sesame Workshop for global streaming rights to ‘Sesame Street’ Season 59.

Netflix has picked up Sesame Street after HBO/Max/HBO Max/LOL Max cancelled their financial support of the show. [variety.com]

It’s a big enough umbrella.

Ice needs to be abolished

Wait what?

Skype is shutting down today — these are the best alternatives | TechCrunch After 23 years of connecting people around the world, Skype, the popular video-calling service, is shutting down. Microsoft, the parent company, confirmed Here's a list of alternative video-calling ap...

isn't it weird that skype is just gonna be gone? i mean, we didn't use it these days but it's such an 'end of an era' moment! techcrunch.com/2025/05/05/s...