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Being mentally ill about a fictional Guy :tm: is so embarrassing sometimes. Oh hi it's me. I'm here to talk. Yeah, about the fucking Guy again. Yeah, for the fifth time today. I'll probably come back later and talk about him some more. jesus.

Morning

If Superman saving that squirrel made you angry I literally want nothing to do with you, like at all.

Drawing of Haru Urara from Umamusume playing in dirt

What is fucjkng wrong with my horse?? She needs to lock TF in

We’re so cooked, man 💀

[ #HaruUrara #Umamusume #Art #DigitalArt #Anime ]

i think a 2 hour folding ideas video about vtubers would cure me

I actually love so much that Hangman took some mercy on Yuta because who else but Hangman would relate a little with a factions youngest member trapped in a toxic dynamic with his older and more experienced teammates that he has an unhealthy adoration for

matikanefukukitaru #umamusume

love this silly uma

#umamusume #ウマ娘 #AgnesTachyon

hey what's your favorite Hulk Hogan lie, mine's the one where he said he wrestled 400 days in one year because flying back and forth to Japan gave him extra days on the calendar

The Iron Sheik o @the_ironsheik HULK HOGAN MAY HAVE BEEN A DUMB SON OF A BITCH IN THE RING BUT OUTSIDE THE RING HE WAS ALSO A DUMB SON OF A BITCH

An AI slop factory apparently tried to rewrite our article about AI not replacing workers en masse, but hit the paywall... so just summarised the paywall. If this is the robot that takes my job I'll be v embarrassed

Are they gonna have to mute the boos at his funeral too

Hulk Hogan ratted out other wrestlers attempting to unionize to save his own position and paycheck above anyone else's & gladly accepted funding from Peter Thiel for his Gawker court case that paved frequently abused legal precedents for the rich to shut down any media outlets that embarrass them.

A screenshot from twitter of Tony Schiavone’s account. The og post says: “Sorry to read about Hull Hogan today. Im thinking he was a long time friend of yours?” Tony replies: “Long time friend? No. Co-worker? Yes.”

GIRL—

Oh Hulk Hogan has “died” of “cardiac arrest” at the age of “71?” You realize professional wrestling is fake, right?

The biggest myth in the history of pro wrestling is that Hulk Hogan & Vince McMahon made it more popular. They made *WWF* more popular, but pro wrestling nationwide through all the territories (Dallas, Mid-South, Crockett, AWA, etc) was drawing 5x the total number of fans in 1983 compared to 1988.

support group

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Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP

bodega store

❝I thought America was fabulous. Take pizza for example. For years I’d been thinking, I wish someone would invent a new kind of food. In England it was always egg and chips, sausage and chips, pie and chips … anything and chips. After a while it just got boring, y’know? But you couldn’t exactly order a shaved Parmesan and rocket salad in Birmingham in the early ’70s. If it didn’t come out of a deep-fat fryer, no one knew what the fuck it was. But then, in New York, I discovered pizza. It blew my mind wide fucking open. I would buy ten or twenty slices a day. And then, when I realized you could buy a great big pizza all for yourself, I started ordering them wherever we went. I couldn’t wait to get back home and tell all my mates: ‘There’s this incredible new thing. It’s American and it’s called pizza. It’s like bread, but it’s better than any bread you’ve tasted in your life.’ I even tried to recreate a New York pizza for Thelma once. I made some dough, then I got all these cans of beans and pilchards and olives and shit and put them on top—it must have been about 15 quid’s worth of gear—but after ten minutes it just came dribbling out of the oven. It was like someone had been sick in there. Thelma just looked at it and went, ‘I don’t think I like pizza, John.’ She never called me Ozzy, my first wife.❞ —Ozzy Osbourne, from ‘I Am Ozzy’ (Grand Central Publishing, 2010)

Ozzy on pizza:

And one final thought: Ozzy going out after giving an emotional final performance that raised a ton of money for charity is more spiritually uplifting and did more genuine good than anything any televangelist and religious grifter who railed against him ever did combined.

Mongolian umamusume
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love when a paywall sounds like it’s drawing a gun on you

Bill Fosters Facebook post to Bush’s Beans on July 23 saying he’s thinking about thos beans

Happy beans day to those who celebrate

im holding out a rain lily for zane to smell because its 5am and you gotta have a little boost

hollerin with the world championship

lots of bracelets from the meet and greet and the championship

my family.

thank you for everything. i dont have the words to do the feeling justice because i havent slept in four days but ill try to find them by wednesday

Ultra Seven (1967)
Episode 20

Cynderrrr

Persona 2: Eternal Punishment (2000, PS1)