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FOOL TIME, part 1 of 4
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[shadowbringers spoilers] a blonde miqo'te in dragoon armor pointing at estinien and gaius with a crop of a twitter post reading: (me after seeing two guys in any context) "well well well, if it isn't the blowjob brothers"

i'm always saying this

#ffxiv #estinien #gaius #shadowbringersspoilers

so insanely fucking real for this

lumina fumo that you pour milk on and suck the milk back out and slam it against a wall making a loud thud

papa nier and weiss doodles....... #nier

Hiro Isono, Bai’s Forest, 1993

Hiro Isono, Bai’s Forest, 1993

The Arcadion: AAC Heavyweight Tier

diabolos

i have never needed two wrestlers to kiss sloppy style more and that is a high fucking bar

time travelers who keep going back to the sinking of the titanic and treating it like an escape room or video game speedrun

"Titanic Rescue AnyFrostbite% NoLifeboat Challenge Run"

triggering the event flag that spawns in the iceberg 3 days early

and remain blissfully ignorant of my hypocrisy all the while

(cw choking) i almost forgot my brand #cidnero #ffxiv

wols who are still learning.. wols who aren't confident... wols who are clumsy and stumble with knowing what to say..... wols who take years and years to find out who they are when they're not a walking weapon.... yummmm

deathbringer

sprinkling in little bits of my irl traumas and issues into lumina's lore in between all the stuff that's just completely made up for her. you're just gonna have to guess which is which :)

lumina became a proficient conjurer and white mage early on in her adventures, but she almost never used healing magic on herself for smaller injuries and it results in her developing an unusually high amount of scars over time, especially for a healer

ahhhh, good ol' self destructive tendencies

the final alexander tier is what dropped once i'd fully caught up on all the endgame content at the time. in hindsight i never cared much for the alexander raids... except for A12. that was hype as fuck to experience in the moment and it still holds up.

"match my freak" match my melancholy. be nostalgic about a past you weren't even that happy in. find something to be haunted about throughout every second of your day

Neither enemies to lovers nor slow burn but a secret third thing called Schrödinger's intimacy. We are in love and we are not in love do NOT open that lid I swear to God.

the hands that cradled your face and tilted it upwards to kiss your forehead are soaked in unfathomable quantities of blood. But they cradled me, yes?

"I could fix him," and I could make him beg like a whore. What's your point? #I could fix him BY making him beg like a whore

text posts that are distressingly lumina+gaius coded, part 1/?

Reminder

i saw a post where a girl's dad was trying to comfort her after a breakup and her dad was like "the only time you should cry about a man is when i die" and honestly that is what i imagine estinien would be like as a dad

not now kitten, daddy is in a shootout with federal agents

the type to wear shorts during sweater weather. her toes will turn blue without her noticing until someone points out, hey, dude, your toes look kinda blue, whats up with that

she doesn't like the cold but she has an unusually high tolerance of it... as well as awful self preservation habits

Cheered me up for sure

just the normal Gulp is ok . Please

Saw the trend on X and thought this is perfect for Sphene

#ffxivart #ffxiv #sphene

if they put papa nier in that ff7 ever crisis nier collab i would deadass become a whale for that shit ass game i am so fucking starved for papa nier you don't unDERSTAND