Simmie

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I’ve been adulting so hard these last few days

Yeah. The country is going to shit. But I can’t stop being thick.

This is all Queen Naija and B Simone fault

Life already be fucking me, I ain’t got time for porn.

Leave the World Behind is also a phenomenal book. It’s definitely in my top 5.

I’m gonna think about that one for a while! It’s such a crazy plot twist I never saw it coming. Warning it does have a lot of violence.

I love talking books! I finished this one in December 2024 and I still think about it regularly. It’s just so…..

I just started this one on audiobook. I just finished Pretty Girls by Karin Slaughter a few days ago and I’m still shook.

Why Barack Obama keep emailing me saying he wants to meet me lol. These bots must think I’m STUPID.

Update. There was a very nice older Black man at the register that made sure everything went smoothly.

Turns out it was my trunk battery and not my regular battery that needs to be replaced. I wish there was an all women auto shop around me cause I do not feel like dealing with niggas today.

I will always take the time to wash and cut my own broccoli vs frozen because I feel like frozen be having too many stalks in it intentionally. And the bags of just florets are always so small and broken up

I went to the fitness center in my neighborhood and not the regular gym and the treadmill does not have a fan. Am I in the trenches????????????

We went to see Megan 2.0 today and I’m glad they made it an action comedy instead of a horror movie.

I’m 30+ also so I know this from experience but there’s no way you drink and party THAT much and have abs like that naturally. After a certain age it takes a lot of discipline and sacrifice to get those kind of abs (if they real)

Like, when I buy sneakers from Road Runners they always throw in some cash back or a discount on the second item. That’s good customer service.

But also I’m sure Drake paid good money for those abs. If I was him I’d be kind of annoyed to pay all that money and the Doc couldn’t throw in a lil deal to do the arms and/or chest with it.

he didn’t wanna at least do his chest if he gonna do his abs…like if you gonna fake it at least fake it better then this😭😭😭

If I was rich i definitely wouldn’t buy abs. Sometimes God be giving the wrong people money.

Bey in khaki colored low rise jeans. Gold belt, cream ruched jacket with a butterfly on it.

Bey in low rise cropped jeans with red embroidery, red slingback heels, a red bikini top and red bandana.

DC3 in low rides jeans with embellishments and crop tops

Speaking of, I was OBSESSED with the way Bey’s jeans used to sit so low. Hers and DC3

Girllll!!! They don’t even try to stage it to make it look enticing anymore. Literally photos of squalor for $400k+ in Maryland

Same 😢😢

me, at least once on every trip: I could live here

Dropped off 3 carts full of supplies like this yesterday 🫶🏽

I wish my car took AA batteries because buying a car battery was not in my weekend plans

This is a nice way to look at it!

Today was my last day at work. I start a new job mid July with a $10K salary increase. On my way home from work my car wouldn’t start. It’s always some shit.