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Chris (Dre)

@counterlash.bsky.social

He/Him Husband, father, cybersecurity guy. My thoughts/opinions are my own. Formerly Counterlash @ Twitter. Writer @ Blizzard Watch.

112 Followers  |  148 Following  |  760 Posts  |  Joined: 23.08.2023  |  1.8532

Latest posts by counterlash.bsky.social on Bluesky

Hey man, that’s a super productive day. Feels like those days are harder and harder to come by nowadays. Good job.

01.12.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoa I’ve never heard of this!

29.11.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen!

🎡 Flogging Molly
🎡 Deadmau5
🎡 Linkin Park
🎡 Gaelic Storm
🎡 ICP πŸ˜†

29.11.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I apologize for our team acting like a bunch of crybabies on OSU wanting to do back to us what we did to them last year. Frickin ridiculous.

29.11.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of subordinates are asking questions about why I have yelled ENOUGH! that are answered by me yelling ENOUGH!

29.11.2025 07:35 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apps are always asking me 'mute? block? report? don't recommend? downvote?' when the only option I want or need is "Imagine I am your grand vizier and I have yelled "ENOUGH!" without explanation."

29.11.2025 07:33 β€” πŸ‘ 149    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Headline from Detroit free press about a grounded freighter on the Detroit river.

Headline from Detroit free press about a grounded freighter on the Detroit river.

Happy thanksgiving. Boat stuck.

27.11.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 668    πŸ” 210    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 51

Pope said stop being weird

27.11.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
lauren
@NotABigJerk
For everyone visiting their parents
this week:
LG tvs call it TrueMotion
Roku/TCL calls it Action Smoothing
Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
Sony calls it MotionFlow
Panasonic calls it Intelligent Frame Creation
Amazon Fire TVs call it Motion
Processing
12/25/22

lauren @NotABigJerk For everyone visiting their parents this week: LG tvs call it TrueMotion Roku/TCL calls it Action Smoothing Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus Sony calls it MotionFlow Panasonic calls it Intelligent Frame Creation Amazon Fire TVs call it Motion Processing 12/25/22

01.03.2025 07:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5828    πŸ” 2023    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 138
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a picture of a statue with the word tremors on the bottom right ALT: a picture of a statue with the word tremors on the bottom right

Ass blasters!?

25.11.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pffft, ya'll don't think I have ADHD do you? (Yes, yes I do. Officially.)

24.11.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"I need to find a new job and go to college. What IT field will still be relevant by the time I finish my degree? Oh, security isn't going anywhere."

Now I am a Data Security Analyst.

23.11.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's certainly bananas.

23.11.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I couldn’t think of anyone so I googled β€œTrade Federation heroes” and came up with a big old GOOSE EGG

22.11.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

REAL IMPERIAL HEROES LIKE... uh... shit.

22.11.2025 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a deadpool costume is pointing at the camera and saying let this man cook Alt: Deadpool is pointing at the camera and saying let this man cook

Wait, wait, wait, wait...

22.11.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This whole "going through a midlife crisis" thing as I am literally about to turn 40 in a week is kinda harshing my buzz, not gonna lie.

22.11.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hopefully you have a good security system.

21.11.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope you're feeling better today

20.11.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder what it says about me and my musical tastes that I mostly grew up in the 90s/00s and yet if you were to ask me my musical "decade" choice I'd have to tell you I'd listen to 80s over most things.

20.11.2025 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is ratfuckery afoot, of this I am certain.

19.11.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You and Gary have always come across as just being yourselves, and if you ever did "push an agenda" it was always things like "support striking workers" and "help out other people because that's what people should fucking do". It's refreshing to hear people not trying to please corpo donors nonstop.

19.11.2025 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The premise of the video sounds ridiculous -- and it is, Cody will admit to it -- but it's such a weird alternate history scenario that I thought it was stupidly fascinating

18.11.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

However, I do feel old as hell because I know these are like... Gen V or something starters and I immediately had to look up "Who is the best starter?" because lol my ass mained bulbasaur in Gen 1 and that shit was painful as a kid who didn't understand RPGs.

17.11.2025 06:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I picked up Pokemon ZA and just started it. Now, I haven't seriously played a Pokemon game since... Red. I spent an entire summer playing red and blue with my buddy, and nothing has captured that high. ZA, in like 20 minutes, has captured what my brain always said MMO Pokemon would be. Wild stuff.

17.11.2025 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have been so incredibly depressed lately. I'm taking my meds, but nothing brings me joy for the most part, and when it comes time for dinner every night **nothing** sounds good, which leads to me not eating, which is saving me money but you know, nearly passing out from lack of eating isn't good

16.11.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats my friend!

15.11.2025 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Jesus Christ, couldn't you have just said something racist instead of... that?"

15.11.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@cmet.bsky.social I just want you to know that you have what might be my favorite webcomic running right now, and I look forward to seeing what the brigade is up to weekly. This Becket and Klara stuff is killing me, though -- every time they're together I am just going "NOW KISS". So, thank you. :)

15.11.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This mood is just - really strong right now.

14.11.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1149    πŸ” 283    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 6

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