Andrew Is Me

I mean, you seemed to be replying earnestly but 👍🏼

In this case “🚬” means the f word, I fear

Congrats man! Do you know what you want to do?

I made a Mayhem tier list because I’m gay as fuck

sometimes it’s easier to to not engage with the current discourse because so much of it is based on misinformation/bigotry/etc. it can be very difficult/tiresome to engage with online (especially if you’re a dummy like me who can’t fully give up twitter, which is filled with bots and actual nazis).

I feel this (minus the “having a large platform” part). I used to be a lot more outspoken with my leftist views (and was quickly bleeding through my high school Facebook “friends”) but i fell off a bit. I don’t feel any differently (& I’m more to the left than when I *was* a bit more vocal) but

[wormy dipshit whose entire lifestyle and worldview is propped up by direct and indirect violence that they are privileged enough to be insulated from, and who only speaks up for an ethical respect for human life when the most wicked devils alive finally get theirs voice] I condemn all violence!

no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace

‘The Subway’ by Chappell Roan debuts at #1 on the Global Spotify chart with 8.351 million streams.

It also debuts at #1 on the US Spotify chart with 3.904 million streams.

if they ban porn we should all do a porno exchange thing where we mail each other porno

Like, every republican/the majority of democrat politicians also support ICE so I’m not too sure this is solely a “Trump” thing. People can also dislike multiple entities at once.

at least toby keith is dead this time

Is straight gay like a strict “top only” thing or what

it’s easier to kill regular millennials, but you get better loot killing elder millennials

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

We truly live in the most stupid timeline imaginable

-guy who doesn’t know what a blowout is- Oh wow, you’re freaky freaky

lets get some shoes...... love that video !

Me (crying): Please...I just need to message my coworkers

Microsoft Teams Developers: No you don't. You want a Bunch of Bullshit that also changes week-to-week for some reason

probably the most progressive thing joes done

Tbf the community generally has no issues voting “no” to anything PVP-related

A badly photoshopped “Jason Derulo” falling down the 2025 Met Gala stairs

BREAKING: Jason Derulo has fallen down the stairs at the 2025 Met Gala!

there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement

a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor . ALT: a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .

Me faving the tweet

I don’t think most people understand the full ins and outs of the government & its processes, but I also think that is generally okay.
There is often a disconnect between voters desires and the actual possibilities in government, but there’s also seems to routinely be a lack of action from democrats

why is everything made of ROCKS ??? this shit SUCKS!!! - a flintstone who has had enough

I made a Mayhem tier list because I’m gay as fuck

Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"

A slim woman wearing a black skintight catsuit, sunglasses, and what can best be described as thigh-high denim garters with little mini-belts, which would absolutely not fall down as soon as you took three steps in them

I have seen the most cursèd jeans imaginable and now you have seen them too.

Please guess to yourself what their price is and then click the link in replies to see how close you were.

Joyride! We love to see the taste.