nattie winters

by “dozens of cumulative hours” she means well over 100 hours. mosa lina is incredible for couch coop. good work, @stuffedwomb.at

I and @utilitylimb.bsky.social have played dozens of cumulative hours of Mosa Lina couch co op. It's $8 on Steam and Switch. It's basically perfect. Grab 1 friend or spouse and solve goofy random scenarios with no NPCs blabbing, no stats to manage, no BULL SHIT 🥊🍯👢🎍⭐🍄🪜🕜🐟📦🚀📸🐸

image from my phone showing I have 223 phone call notifications

if you can’t run with the big dogs, stay on the porch

i would never subject such a noble beast to business casual

the zapruder film makes a lot more sense when you see the new version with the pikmin

one proposed way to save OpenAI is for Sam Altman to come to your house and take all of your things from it so that they're his things

bluesky’s federation attempt is going about as well as the united states’ federation attempt

only in seattle

no way. that’s a werewolf

softserve burrito 🤤

a bunch of libertarians set out to make a blockchain social media paradise for the crypto bourgeois but instead their dad abandoned them and their house got overrun by transsexuals

why does the big guy in the middle have a neck but no one else does? what a confusing detail to intentionally put in this image

to prove i am immune to harassment, i have made a tactical decision to flash red and become stunlocked

this is what life should be about. the other horse shit shouldn't be happening.

most users complain there’s too much posting hole

blades are lowkey goated when removing the outer layer of an object is the vibe

post that did numbers in my dream:

👩🏼: i can’t open this ✉️
👩🏻: here you go 🗡️
👩🏼: thank you 📄

Lately I've been busy maintaining my Formula 1 race car. There are so many parts to buy, and so many different manufacturers you can buy from. I can't get enough of upgrading this machine, and applying new cosmetics to it.

you can’t be posting like this with a profile pic like that man

fondly I remember when my town, which bloomed like an infection around the giant retail box, was merely dying, rather than dead

RFK Jr: The cure for sodomy is quite simple: exercise and organic foods. Our conversion camps have a 100% success rate.

Hakeem Jeffries: More lies from the ruckus boys. You had to cook the books to get that number.

“ok so ignore the big red guy - the main gameplay loop here is baking bread and stacking crates into staircases to sequence break”

Two incredible character portraits in ultima 7 serpent isle. the first looks like off-brand peter steele and the second is a skeleton from a Halloween store on vhs. There’s also text but I didn’t read it. The font is horrible and hurts to even look at.

ultima 7 part 2: serpent isle was a game that transfixed me for months as a child and i have a lot of nostalgia for it but for some reason i find it hard to explain the appeal

you know nothing about guns. you know nothing about murder. go to bed.

panel 1: guy rushing in says "MY FAMICOM CARTS!! mouse is crushing them with a hammer. panel 2: guy, gathering cart pieces, says " how could you, these are irreplaceable." mouse says " dead world" panel 3: mouse says: artifacts of the dead world will weaken us panel 4: guy shouts " hey! " as mouse knocks over world of nintendo display kiosk. mouse says: I'm growing stronger.

here's a a special post just for music lovers:

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3 panel vince mcmahon busting rope meme with text: YOURE AN ERRAND BOY SENT BY GROCERY CLERKS TO COLLECT A BILL

if a dog eats a man there are no limits on its growth for one year. a dog that ate countless men could theoretically grow indefinitely.

the come and see kid, yassified

the ugliest nerds you’ve ever seen have invented a sycophantic parrot that lives inside the computer in exchange for all our money and 3” of sea level