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@aspiringdorito.bsky.social

Here lies a thotty gay (He/Him/His) Just your average golden retriever trying to be the best upside-down dorito he can be. Help with the gym fund: cash.app/$aspiringdorito Minneapolis.

938 Followers  |  1,427 Following  |  151 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  2.7304

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Always β€οΈπŸ«‚β€οΈ

01.03.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 252    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
Shirtless gay boy poses in grey Lulu Lemon joggers. Gay-looking rose smoking a cigarette is in the place of his face.

Shirtless gay boy poses in grey Lulu Lemon joggers. Gay-looking rose smoking a cigarette is in the place of his face.

I'm just a f*aguette in grey sweatpants

09.11.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😭😭😭

09.11.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
09.11.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same here but last night

09.11.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh the worst part of being in a relationship frankly. I just always want pasta but he won't let me 😩

09.11.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Big same

09.11.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh fuck yes

08.11.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Who else are you ranking besides Fateh?

04.11.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love what this means for us

04.11.2025 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Literally my plans for the evening. Cannot wait.

01.11.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck I love jacking off when I'm stoned. Best feeling ever.

01.11.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Say the word and I'm there 😏

31.10.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wish I could have contributed. Gotta do my part, you know?

30.10.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

::abruptly pulling back from making out with a super hot guy I just met::

Wait, you don’t drive a cybertruck, do you??

27.10.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 292    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 1
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a man wearing headphones says " i was not disappointed " in front of a green screen ALT: a man wearing headphones says " i was not disappointed " in front of a green screen
28.10.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is walking down a snowy hill with a camera . ALT: a man is walking down a snowy hill with a camera .
27.10.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
24.10.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would definitely like to contribute

23.10.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's fair. Looks fucking fire 🀀

23.10.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay that recipe though please

22.10.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My biggest piece of gym advice is to not wait to feel motivated to get started. Force yourself to start and then the motivation will come and you’ll keep going longer and harder than you thought you would. πŸ’ͺ

14.10.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of women are sitting in a room and one of them is wearing an orange shirt ALT: a group of women are sitting in a room and one of them is wearing an orange shirt
19.10.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How it feels to be in the replies of a younger oomf trying to find the perfect reply image in my downloads folder that hasn't been overused and is still culturally relevant and will make them think I'm cool and young and hip

18.10.2025 08:18 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a vest says i 'll do it ALT: a man in a vest says i 'll do it
15.10.2025 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I don’t know his name from 13 reasons why but he’s giving cute twink and he’s about to give a bl*w j*b

I don’t know his name from 13 reasons why but he’s giving cute twink and he’s about to give a bl*w j*b

emotionally i am here

14.10.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 208    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good Morning @altedmilkstud.bsky.social @alted-milkshake.bsky.social

15.09.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 861    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
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spongebob squarepants is standing on a wooden floor next to patrick star and a fish . ALT: spongebob squarepants is standing on a wooden floor next to patrick star and a fish .

another bad decision averted by jerking off first instead of texting back a hot but pretty toxic former hookup

12.10.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 259    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1
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🩷

11.10.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1948    πŸ” 161    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 12

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