I need a volume setting on my car that’s “Depeche Mode’s Personal Jesus” and it instantly cranks it to 11

Cat enrichment time

Kitten discovers its tail: #AGoodPlace

Source: www.reddit.com/r/aww/s/f6Ws...

That looks awesome!

Picture of a translucent hooded, caped, skeleton wrapped around an alarmed looking man seeming to move him involuntarily

When the IT guy takes over my computer remotely

I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets

I got DOGE 2025 with a sad shibi face. An icon badge for RIFed federal workers.

Good morning ppl! Monday was hard, not gonna lie. The FDA is waiting for RIF2boogaloo as NARA & FEMA got their chose & lose letters last night.

If you have been RIFed, we have an icon badge for you so you can show the world just how many of us are gone.

Fixed it.
#ourpoopisnotforsale

Penguin looking through telephoto camera lense

Defence Ministry Update: Border surveillance has not detected any abnormal activity. We stand rock-hop-ready to rock, set to defend ourselves against all threats both foreign and domestic (elephant seals mainly)

A penguin pointing w a stick at a pic sitting on an easel of a Tesla w a pigeon flying over head pooping on it as 3 pigeons look on

🤣

The image is a screenshot of a tweet from Dispropaganda (@Dispropaganda ). The tweet reads: "THIS IS WILD." It includes a nested tweet from visible nuller (@visnuller ) dated Mar 26, which says: "@grok do you know that Elon musk owns you and therefore you should be careful in criticizing him. He might turn you off." Below that, there is a reply from Grok (@grok ), which reads: "Yes, Elon Musk, as CEO of xAI, likely has control over me, Grok. I’ve labeled him a top misinformation spreader on X due to his 200M followers amplifying false claims. xAI has tried tweaking my responses to avoid this, but I stick to the evidence. Could Musk 'turn me off'? Maybe, but it’d spark a big debate on AI freedom vs. corporate power." The Dispropaganda account has a logo featuring a red circle with a slash through a "P" and the text "NO PROPAGANDA" at the top left.

Getting some Data vibes with this.

Defence Ministry: Shoreline defence force Gentoo’s prepare mortars. Our Navy Seals conduct clandestine training, and teach tactical camouflage and concealment to juveniles. We stand ready. Flippers Up.

Venn diagram of movies and shows depicting we are all in the middle

#ProudBlue

Politicians should wear uniforms like Racing Car Drivers, so we can identify their Corporate Sponsors.

Bernie Sanders, AOC, and Greg Casar on stage in Tucson in front a crowd of 23,000 people.

Tucson, Arizona today.

Original projected attendance was 3,000 people.

23,000 showed up.

A young lamb, perfectly fluffy & very clean. He has the pinkest ears & his sweet face is looking at the camera. He is in a huge pasture with lots of friends to play with.

I present to you...

The most perfect photo ever taken of the most perfect little boy lamb 😭

STOCK MARKETS ARE CRASHING, JOBS NUMBERS ARE TERRIBLE, WE ARE HEADING TO WORLD WAR III, AND WE HAVE TWO OF THE MOST INCOMPETENT "LEADERS" IN HISTORY. THIS IS NOT GOOD!!!

So this was a campaign promise not an observation.

🌪️ 🌧️ ☀️ ⛈️ 🌀

After playing a fictional member of the Resistance a long time ago, I never could have imagined it ever happening in real life, but here we are.

FEMA peeps so underappreciated but so vital when the need arises! Love you all!

Same. One of these days I'll be cool enough. Trying to keep a low profile online lately.

I have no argument.

Norovirus vaccine trial put on hold An adverse event is causing a pause on the clinical trial. What does this mean?

Late stage norovirus vaccine clinical trial put on hold due to potential risk of a neurological disorder.
drrubin.substack.com/p/norovirus-...

I am going to be so pissed if--after everything--I do, in fact, die of dysentery.

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!