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The only US government account run by a parasitic brainworm. Posts are not approved by the FDA. Consume at your own risk Parody

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We believe that every American has the right to have an abortion or die trying

30.10.2025 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The elites don't want you to know this, but the roadkill by the side of the highway is free. You can take it home. I have 458 dead deer in my freezer

23.10.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Twitter post from a grifter: CO2 healed or improved all of these, even homosexuality. ยฎ 4
Anxiety? CO2
Alcoholism? C02
Allergy? CO2
Anorexia? CO2
Asthma or shortness of breath? C02
Compulsion? CO2
Constipation? CO2
Concentration difficulties? C02
Cephalagia? co2
Cardiac disturbance? CO2
Depression? CO2

Twitter post from a grifter: CO2 healed or improved all of these, even homosexuality. ยฎ 4 Anxiety? CO2 Alcoholism? C02 Allergy? CO2 Anorexia? CO2 Asthma or shortness of breath? C02 Compulsion? CO2 Constipation? CO2 Concentration difficulties? C02 Cephalagia? co2 Cardiac disturbance? CO2 Depression? CO2

New wellness grift just dropped

23.10.2025 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2917    ๐Ÿ” 396    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 589    ๐Ÿ“Œ 682

This is horrible, and itโ€™s only going to worsen as the economy crumbles under the Trump regime.

Find mutual aid organizations and food distribution sites in your local area. If you have the means, see how you can support them with your time, money, or other resources.

Weโ€™re all in this together.

22.10.2025 12:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 446    ๐Ÿ” 184    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

You say that RFK jr's brain worms are destroying his brain. But it's actually us worms that are the real intelligence up here

21.10.2025 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Deep-fried butter is healthy now actually.

But only if you fry it in beef tallow. Seed oils will turn you gay

thehill.com/policy/healt...

20.10.2025 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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FDA review of drugs is slowing while application delays are growing, analysis finds The upheaval at the FDA appears to be taking a toll on the pharmaceutical industry, according to a new analysis of key agency metrics.

Efficiency will increase once our new ergonomic rubber stamps come in

www.statnews.com/pharmalot/20...

20.10.2025 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Boycott Home Depot - Protect Our Communities from ICE The Economic Toolkit To Fight for Our Rights! BOYCOTT HOME DEPOT TAKE ACTION TODAY STOP Home Depot ICE Raids Everyday, we open the news and see another immigration raid taking place on the premises of...

Weโ€™re so thankful for our partnership with the Home Deport! Without them instantly caving and failing to protect their customers we wouldnโ€™t have been as successful!

Thank you Home Deport

You can see just how much they helped us below

boycotthomedepot.network

20.10.2025 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 89    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

The KFC deep frier can have a few rats as a treat

20.10.2025 04:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If your shrimp tastes like pop rocks don't eat it. Or do eat it and maybe gain superpowers

20.10.2025 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're receiving reports that there may be chemicals in the water turning the frogs woke

20.10.2025 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Found protein in your lead supplement powder? Report it to us and we'll maybe consider looking into it

20.10.2025 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Our studies have shown that Tylenol is not safe for use during pregnancy. Please consider safer alternatives such as acetaminophen or paracetamol.

20.10.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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