Looks like a good time, just need a good hole to help you further relax ;3
24.11.2025 05:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@hairypigcub.bsky.social
33 ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ he/him Pork Roast who enjoys posting way too many lewds and nudes. You'll see kink, chastity, bondage, dildos, and more from me. I try to be friendly and responsive so feel free to slip into my DMs. NSFW ๐ No Minors!
Looks like a good time, just need a good hole to help you further relax ;3
24.11.2025 05:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0*Brrrruuuuaaaaaaappppppp* Well Hans was one tasty Sunday pork roast. I'm going to be having leftovers for the next week.
05.02.2024 13:36 โ ๐ 123 ๐ 8 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Finally finish Hollow Knight for the first time. I think I'm going to take a nice pause before looking to go into Silksong.
22.11.2025 07:28 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Makes me think of this scene from SNL. "Everything is for you. AND THIS ONE THING IS FOR HIM!"
Niche kinks can be really rough for content... especially when you're looking for just the right part of that niche.
Those thighs definitely be crushing watermelons ;3
20.11.2025 03:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I need someone to eat open my hole, skewer it with their cock, stuff me with their cum, then devour me in ravenous hunger. OINK!!!
20.11.2025 02:30 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0That looks like a pretty talented tongue!
20.11.2025 01:05 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Just finished Imposter Factory... I don't know if I can cry anymore. There is really so much beauty in the ups and downs of life.
17.11.2025 01:28 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0How to find me at Bearacuda Portland tonight ๐๐๐ฝ
16.11.2025 04:25 โ ๐ 128 ๐ 16 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0Look at that sexy bear! ๐
16.11.2025 04:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Drive thru etiquette with Hans: Always have the driver order. Passengers are not easily heard over most speaker boxes.
Thank you for tuning in for today's tip!
Thanksgiving ham ;3
14.11.2025 04:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Insatiable hog even out of the cage. Hard and ready for more.
13.11.2025 23:37 โ ๐ 207 ๐ 21 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0Oink!!!
13.11.2025 05:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0How does your D-type (Dom/Domme/Daddy/etc) invest in you? Or how do you as a D-type strengthen your skill set or bond with your sub to keep the relationship alive and growing?
12.11.2025 21:00 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Exactly!
11.11.2025 22:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The great thing about writing smut: you get to look at porn for references. Like now: how does a guy look with his dick out while in overalls?
11.11.2025 21:12 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A comfy night at home, starting to feel like a good pig again rather than a worker drone.
09.11.2025 05:23 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The piggy definitely needs to be hand stuffed ;3
08.11.2025 08:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Plump longpig trussed up and apple gagged. Looks like a tasty pork roast.
I'm a bit excited for Thanksgiving and going back through some tasty photos.
23.11.2024 01:08 โ ๐ 254 ๐ 16 ๐ฌ 12 ๐ 1I don't doubt! I've heard there are quite the differences between the two.
06.11.2025 01:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I should watch V for Vendetta tonight...
06.11.2025 01:25 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0Indeed! Delicious even. Bacon, ham, pork chops. I'm the word of a particular wolf: "little pigs is good to eat" hehehe
06.11.2025 01:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0No stroke November!
03.11.2025 00:35 โ ๐ 726 ๐ 102 ๐ฌ 16 ๐ 1๐๐๐ oh my!
06.11.2025 01:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0If you see this, post an anime you love.
05.11.2025 02:38 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 5Now I'm wondering what chaos went into it. I feel like there's always chaos that has to go into your cooking/baking. ๐
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04.11.2025 01:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐๐ท๐
03.11.2025 03:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A mix of vibrator plus ball bouncing action. Makes it feel like I'm getting a good dicking ;3
03.11.2025 03:13 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0