Chaos Daddy

Can the towel be me? 🤤

Good pig pup. Submit to the bullying. Grow bigger every day 😈

Yes, go on...😏

When and where stud? 🤤

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Yes please. I love eating cake all day 😈

Beeg derg 👀

I'd end up a world record powerlifter by the end of the day 😏🤤

19.5? Unacceptable! They should be double, no triple that! Time to fix that.
*Gets out the bike pump* 😋

Fuck yes. When and where? 😈

Folsom ready and climbing into the car. Turn on my music and the first song that plays is this. Pretty sure that means it'll be a good day. And yes Squall, you kinky fucker, I won't be afraid 😏😈

Heh. Bet they just ate you up cutie 😋

You will be sorely missed handsome. And there will always be big open arms waiting for you when you return, even if it's for a brief amount of time. ❤️

You know it'll just be him in a sheet as a ghost holding out his candy bucket. The sheet will probably have a few chocolate stains too from eating candy between houses. 😋

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Guys, I woke up this morning and my boyfriend wasn't in the bed next to me. It was just a few pieces of clothing under the blankets with me. I think he got raptured. I guess being gay really isn't a sin. 😏🤣

Unbothered. In Multiple lanes. Thriving for the winter. Happy week of fat bears. #softbearweek

As if stud. I'm sure there's plenty of faces to catch it 😜

There's a lot of boiling anger in me right now. I'm so mad with the way things are going in the United States. On top of that, companies are backing stupid decisions, capitulating to fear mongering, and protecting a tyrant. I sure hope they remain accountable when it swings the other way. 🤬

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*internal monologuing* calm yourself. It's just the horny thoughts overflowing. You don't need to add to the mass. Even though it's exceptionally tempting 👀😵‍💫

So close, yet so far from the Law! Have fun. Try to not clear out the convention too quick 😜

Nearly? You ARE the mattress. *Flops*

Now do it every day 🐽

Seems like they fit just fine to me 🤤

Woof. Now I wanna find ya at Folsom and enjoy that sexy body of yours 🤤

Biggest piece of advice I could give is to say it in a way that you are comfortable living with. If he accepts you or not doesn't matter as much as remaining true to yourself. Make him understand that telling him is your way of letting him further into your life, not a barrier between you two. ❤️

I bookmarked it. What are you gonna do about it? 😋

A belly I'd definitely get down on my knees and worship for 🤤

Absolutely won't turn that offer down. Woof.

New derg just dropped. What do we think? And forwards or backwards?