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@elijahmesh.bsky.social

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yeah, a skilled assassin that can move through a web of surveillance undetected can’t research

07.12.2024 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

mars retrograde is probably my least favorite transit. I was born during the day! and yeah the station happened directly on my ascendent!

05.12.2024 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

survivor last night… love did not win

05.12.2024 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Knuckle tats:
(H)(E)(L)(P) (M)(E)(U)(P)

25.11.2024 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

after Aries comes Taurus & after Scorpio comes Sagittarius while Pisces follows Aquarius

but Capricorn? it just gets *more* Saturn, delaying the benefic possibilities that await on the other side of the Malefic Struggleℒ️

25.11.2024 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A woman’s silhouette breaking chains. It says β€œI don’t have any expectations anymore!”

A woman’s silhouette breaking chains. It says β€œI don’t have any expectations anymore!”

24.11.2024 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I personally don’t believe in the top shortage. they manufacture scarcity to drive up demand

24.11.2024 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you’d think ariana would’ve learned her lesson about matching tattoos. like great vocals but no pattern recognition

24.11.2024 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like listening to my discover weekly today. it’s come to that

24.11.2024 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nara smith is like when life gives you lemons make a seven layer lemon cake with a blueberry sage compote and hand-whipped white chocolate mousse filling

23.11.2024 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love sagittarius season it’s like who can stop me? no one. not even myself

23.11.2024 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sheep

23.11.2024 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was supposed to be the first non binary survivor player but that’s ok

21.11.2024 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m going to have such a hard time on hot ones. should I turn it down if they ask me? I mean, it’s great exposure. but I don’t want to embarrass myself like that

18.11.2024 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a lisa barlow truther. truth is she’s awesome. unless someone tells me otherwise

16.11.2024 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when I get a haircut tomorrow everyone’s going to be like β€œwait! you got a haircut!”

16.11.2024 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of two trees with roots growing to whether under the ground that says β€œif we are going to survive we are going to need to tie our roots to other roots”

A picture of two trees with roots growing to whether under the ground that says β€œif we are going to survive we are going to need to tie our roots to other roots”

16.11.2024 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 121    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to post things like β€œfuck” and β€œass” but now I’m very tame

16.11.2024 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

mike tyson fought a youtuber apparently. he could’ve beat a tik toker though

16.11.2024 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah! and most people aren’t here yet!

16.11.2024 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

thank you eric

16.11.2024 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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these shades are to d!3 for πŸ‘€

16.11.2024 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

seriously!

16.11.2024 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this full moon is so cutting a shirt into a crop top and feeling weird about it

16.11.2024 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ester Almqvist

15.11.2024 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

this taurus full moon is like what if I have dessert before dinner

15.11.2024 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a post on here could be a blurst

15.11.2024 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s awesome that I get to say whatever I want. but other people shouldn’t have that power

15.11.2024 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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