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@grimmycoyote.bsky.social

Trickster, goblin creature, clown. Pansexual weirdo. Drinker of beer, eater of meats. Lover of bunnies. Master Porksmith. Disciple of Blessed Ninkasi. He/Him/They/Them. Seattle Creature.

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Entirely acceptable.

11.12.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I moved here from New Mexico. And I spent a lot of time in AZ. So you were sort of right. XD

11.12.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well...Washington for 23 years. The Seattle metro area for about 21. And actually living in the city itself for about a year.

11.12.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh for...a minute* or two now.

*23 years.

11.12.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Panel 01: Shen is standing in front of you in a business suit with a yellow tie, with his hands behind his back, saying "I have an idea for a new type of cat cafe, but I need investors. Here is the idea:"

Panel 02: A dollhouse-style depiction of the inside of a multi-floored cafe. The first floor features a few tables, a couple of cats (one orange tabby and one tuxedo cat), a cup of coffee on one of the tables, and a staircase leading up. Text below reads "the first floor just has normal cats."

Panel 03: Text reads "But as you go up, each subsequent floor has more & more dangerous cats", as it depicts the upper floors of this cafe, featuring, from bottom to top, bobcats, tigers, and lions.

Panel 04: Text reads "And at the top is just me in a fursuit with a machete." Shen is in an orange cat fursuit, dramatically holding a machete with his arms splayed out, backlit by god beams from the stained glass behind him, which looks like a series of cat faces. You are reaching the top of the spiral staircase into the room, covered in cat scratches and wielding a broken-handled broom.

Panel 01: Shen is standing in front of you in a business suit with a yellow tie, with his hands behind his back, saying "I have an idea for a new type of cat cafe, but I need investors. Here is the idea:" Panel 02: A dollhouse-style depiction of the inside of a multi-floored cafe. The first floor features a few tables, a couple of cats (one orange tabby and one tuxedo cat), a cup of coffee on one of the tables, and a staircase leading up. Text below reads "the first floor just has normal cats." Panel 03: Text reads "But as you go up, each subsequent floor has more & more dangerous cats", as it depicts the upper floors of this cafe, featuring, from bottom to top, bobcats, tigers, and lions. Panel 04: Text reads "And at the top is just me in a fursuit with a machete." Shen is in an orange cat fursuit, dramatically holding a machete with his arms splayed out, backlit by god beams from the stained glass behind him, which looks like a series of cat faces. You are reaching the top of the spiral staircase into the room, covered in cat scratches and wielding a broken-handled broom.

11.12.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6562    πŸ” 1552    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 33

That's one big ziploc

11.12.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I still love this.

11.12.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Wouldn't you like to speak to your dead loved ones?"

Absolutely. I miss my mom and my brother deeply. There's so many things I would love to talk to them about. Old stories to reminisce. Things I should have said when they were alive. Absolutely. Your glorfied chat bot is not them. Fuck off.

11.12.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I am so moist. Help.

11.12.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Drive-by murmurations

11.12.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Go to bed Dhurphy.

11.12.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have just discovered the Japanese term wabi sabi. And wow I finally have a word for SO MUCH of my aesthetic outlook on life and art. Finding beauty in impermanence, imperfection, and simplicity.

11.12.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

$1.50 a dozen at Dollar General.

11.12.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Baja blast has never once passed my lips. Taco bell in general, however...

10.12.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

10.12.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 26557    πŸ” 7230    πŸ’¬ 501    πŸ“Œ 425

The specific beer I have selected is Chimay "blue", Grande Reserve. A Belgian quad with loads of big caramel and toffee, low bitterness. Dark, sweet and earthy with spicy "Belgian" yeast character on the nose and finish.

10.12.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've seen the way you eat. I am unsurprised.

10.12.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Might be a little too hoppy.

10.12.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here Im looking for something dark and sweet without much hop presence.

10.12.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The answer, much like the same question with wine is: "It depends".

10.12.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

10.12.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Stupid poors. Want to save money on your grocery bill? Eat more sawdust! Its inexpensive and full of FIBER. Now shut up and get back to work. *

*This editorial brought to you buy the American Sawdust Council

10.12.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow. WOW

10.12.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Path you've known me for like 15 years. I've ALWAYS thought I make the rules.

10.12.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If I had children, this solstice stew would be eating up their college fund.

10.12.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That makes it OFFICIALLY OFFICIAL

10.12.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Its official. Pumas/mountain lions/cougars are store brand lions. So let it be written, so let it be done.

10.12.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah my usual cheap meat go to is grocery outlet and even their prices made me make a sound.

10.12.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would starve.

10.12.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lion Lite. Dollar store lion. Value General lion. Store brand lion.

10.12.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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