Canis Latranscendental

Three people holding hands over table with candles and orca cards next to pentagram on ground beneath bus stop sign

Capitol Hill Commuters Hold Séance to Summon Next Bus: tinyurl.com/2s39kexw

Yes... Pet Him...

two men are sitting in front of a hollywood sign . ALT: two men are sitting in front of a hollywood sign .

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Edward, baby, I'm sorry. I won't ever make fun of you again. Just come back to me.

Edward II. Let's examine the evidence for his alleged homosexuality.

1. Life a series of increasingly desperate crises.
2. Emotionally invested in men who are only using him.
3. Cannot drive.
4. Cannot sit properly in a chair.

Thanks! My fav pair of shoes I own.

3 coyotes in a bunny frog costume.

Im so gay I refuse to sit inna bus seat properly.

Done and DONE

Are you SURE you aren't a coyote?

"According to this statement you would have to have eaten approximately 22,000,000 hotdogs to die in..."

Its almost like I was engaging in hyperbole for comic effect.

Like yes the math doesn't ad up. That's actually the joke, Lieutenant Broccoli. Calm down.

My favorite thing is cracking a joke that I thought was so over the top that no one could take it seriously, only to have some drop in and explain my own joke to me.

At least its not Placebo lyrics.

I know I miss more dan hit. Wit a face that was launched to sink. And I seldom feel the bright relief. Its been da worse day since yesterday.

MAYBE

I have a masto account I just stopped ever using it for these reasons.

I ain't good for much but I'm good for painting succint imagery with words.

Y'all ever just wake up and think to yourself, "This morning, I will cause problems on purpose"?

Mastodon: when Linux and an HOA have a baby and it grows up to be a social media platform.

1066 was a terrible year for everyone except William the bastard.

Its a good story. But its clearly just a story. Its just a liiiiittle too...narrative structury, ya know? I don't really believe in the paranormal or anything but even if I DID this story would be too neat. Too much like a movie script.

I love paranormal YouTube guys. They're just SO EARNEST. Just breathlessly recounting stories as though there cound be no possible doubt of their veracity. "EYEWITNESS to the PARANORMAL". Like they haven't discovered people can just make stuff up. Its so pure and cute.

It can be fun. And I appreciate how...accessible, the concept made making horror films. But there's a whole lot of the exact same FF movie out there. Ya know? XD

Entirely apropos of nothing, have you ever taken acid at a furcon?

Biblically accurate wolf.

Let's see how awful you are.
Cute ghost hunter twink in a pone video cameo tho.

Oh another found footage "friends go on a paranormal hunt at a creepy place" horror movie. How ORIGINAL