Entirely acceptable.
11.12.2025 15:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@grimmycoyote.bsky.social
Trickster, goblin creature, clown. Pansexual weirdo. Drinker of beer, eater of meats. Lover of bunnies. Master Porksmith. Disciple of Blessed Ninkasi. He/Him/They/Them. Seattle Creature.
Entirely acceptable.
11.12.2025 15:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I moved here from New Mexico. And I spent a lot of time in AZ. So you were sort of right. XD
11.12.2025 15:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Well...Washington for 23 years. The Seattle metro area for about 21. And actually living in the city itself for about a year.
11.12.2025 15:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh for...a minute* or two now.
*23 years.
Panel 01: Shen is standing in front of you in a business suit with a yellow tie, with his hands behind his back, saying "I have an idea for a new type of cat cafe, but I need investors. Here is the idea:" Panel 02: A dollhouse-style depiction of the inside of a multi-floored cafe. The first floor features a few tables, a couple of cats (one orange tabby and one tuxedo cat), a cup of coffee on one of the tables, and a staircase leading up. Text below reads "the first floor just has normal cats." Panel 03: Text reads "But as you go up, each subsequent floor has more & more dangerous cats", as it depicts the upper floors of this cafe, featuring, from bottom to top, bobcats, tigers, and lions. Panel 04: Text reads "And at the top is just me in a fursuit with a machete." Shen is in an orange cat fursuit, dramatically holding a machete with his arms splayed out, backlit by god beams from the stained glass behind him, which looks like a series of cat faces. You are reaching the top of the spiral staircase into the room, covered in cat scratches and wielding a broken-handled broom.
11.12.2025 02:43 β π 6562 π 1552 π¬ 80 π 33That's one big ziploc
11.12.2025 15:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I still love this.
11.12.2025 14:35 β π 26 π 11 π¬ 1 π 0"Wouldn't you like to speak to your dead loved ones?"
Absolutely. I miss my mom and my brother deeply. There's so many things I would love to talk to them about. Old stories to reminisce. Things I should have said when they were alive. Absolutely. Your glorfied chat bot is not them. Fuck off.
I am so moist. Help.
11.12.2025 15:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Drive-by murmurations
11.12.2025 15:01 β π 32 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Go to bed Dhurphy.
11.12.2025 14:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I have just discovered the Japanese term wabi sabi. And wow I finally have a word for SO MUCH of my aesthetic outlook on life and art. Finding beauty in impermanence, imperfection, and simplicity.
11.12.2025 14:17 β π 24 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0$1.50 a dozen at Dollar General.
11.12.2025 00:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Baja blast has never once passed my lips. Taco bell in general, however...
10.12.2025 23:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
10.12.2025 22:00 β π 26557 π 7230 π¬ 501 π 425The specific beer I have selected is Chimay "blue", Grande Reserve. A Belgian quad with loads of big caramel and toffee, low bitterness. Dark, sweet and earthy with spicy "Belgian" yeast character on the nose and finish.
10.12.2025 22:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've seen the way you eat. I am unsurprised.
10.12.2025 22:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Might be a little too hoppy.
10.12.2025 22:04 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Here Im looking for something dark and sweet without much hop presence.
10.12.2025 22:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The answer, much like the same question with wine is: "It depends".
10.12.2025 21:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes
10.12.2025 21:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Stupid poors. Want to save money on your grocery bill? Eat more sawdust! Its inexpensive and full of FIBER. Now shut up and get back to work. *
*This editorial brought to you buy the American Sawdust Council
Wow. WOW
10.12.2025 20:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Path you've known me for like 15 years. I've ALWAYS thought I make the rules.
10.12.2025 20:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If I had children, this solstice stew would be eating up their college fund.
10.12.2025 20:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That makes it OFFICIALLY OFFICIAL
10.12.2025 20:31 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Its official. Pumas/mountain lions/cougars are store brand lions. So let it be written, so let it be done.
10.12.2025 20:29 β π 34 π 6 π¬ 9 π 0Yeah my usual cheap meat go to is grocery outlet and even their prices made me make a sound.
10.12.2025 20:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I would starve.
10.12.2025 20:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Lion Lite. Dollar store lion. Value General lion. Store brand lion.
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