shrimp

no bc like why am i actually having fun what happened

check on ur friends, they could be reinstalling overwatch like right now

Pleeeeeeaase I need them to learn this

And I explain we’re closed, I’ve just arrived! Can’t serve you yet hun, sorry. And she’s kicking tf bc she got served last week and I can’t dispute that bc she probably did but mate

It’s 6am, I have no tills on, no machines set up. Please get out and off my ass it’s too EARLY for this bullshit

Boy I sure do love it when my manager decides to open half an hour early one week, doesn’t say anything, so when I come in this morning (forgot to lock the door after myself mb) there’s just a woman fucking STARING AT ME at my till

!!! Waaaaah thank uuuuu I have spent *a lot* of time on it hehe

lowkey obsessed with the conservatory I built oouughhh

ft. weird cat decals

Boat

Treating myself to a pity maccies for getting through this. It’s been quite the week of “I agreed to this weeks ago and now the consequences of my actions threaten to kill me”

We have not spoken aside from me asking where they keep certain things and there’s still 5 hours of this shift to go hhhhhhhh

Covering other stores is lowkey miserable when the other person on with you is equally as shy/awkward

endeavours are evil

I’m also being water boarded by horizontal rain every time I hand an order out :|

Working drive thru window in this weather is great fun 👍

im only mad bc its 2026 and a 15+ year old crafting mat lmao just remove the timegate and let me craft my tapestry

I farmed for like an hour only to find out I can only make one PER WEEK?! thats crazy blizzard was huffing something in cata

okay i realise i only started playing wow in 2020 but what the FUCK bro

logistically idk how that would even be possible bc places are pissy about parking overnight aaaaaaaand idk whether it's the safest thing to do but the idea just sounds cool yk

lowkey wanna go on a photography trip for like a week and just camp out with my car, a camera and a dream

beyond ready for launch next month weeeee time to go home

THIS!!! If I have to put my brakes on to allow you to overtake you shouldn’t have pulled out hhhhhhhh

Stunning idea actually

…maybe I am the angry old man who shakes their fist at things I keep getting accused of being

Like the left lane is empty!!!! You’re holding up traffic for no reason! Why are you here!! Fuming

People who drive in the middle lane but go 10mph below the speed limit incite so much rage from me

I actually love RP walking around the neighbourhood sm

He is sat ready for his dinner (he will get little treats and I will get told off for feeding him, but it’s his Christmas too soooooooo)

omg the range on it is insane, i can go all the way downstairs to the kitchen and it's still fine. the possibilities

Upgraded to a wireless headset this crimmas and…oh my god…the freedom…