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Old Neopets HQ Neocam photo of a White Uni plushie and other figurines standing on a chunky white desktop monitor smattered with Neopets stickers running Windows XP. In the background of the office there are balloons, a plushie, and a Dark Faerie Sisters standee.

Funny Plush Friday

Tfw ur angelic gf visits you every 4th twilight

Hmmm thinking of going back 2 sugar dating hehe :3c

No one knows I'm actually a dog person 😔

I'm getting the feeling my ex "best friend" is watching my shit on twitter coz idk why my bird doodle has a lot more views than usual so I'm coming back here hehe

Bestie did me a favor and picked up a new charger for my laptop yipeee

Your selfless gesture has been applauded!!! The fawn has returned to once again bring joy amongst the many :^) We thank thee, user Sabbii157 ^_^

My ass is getting fatter who wanna be my boytoy

Se quemó el ps5 😭🫠

Your act of evil was so vile the fawn of Purity and Goodness dematerialized from our World... But it's not too late!! If you can make one single act of kindness he will return to bring back world peace 🙏🙏🙏

I'm diagonal btw. If I just stick up vertically it feels like I have an amputated finger trapped in my bloody spewing hole

I'm creating a personality quiz that tells you which tampon placement you are

Told my bestie i needed a new charger for my laptop coz I wanted to finish some stuff and he suggested that I could paint but I don't have the bravery to tell him it's because I want to draw women kissing

Gorecki by Lamb on Apple Music Song · 1996 · Duration 6:30

Everybody put ur hands in prayer and say thank you trip-hop

Retaliated a catcall for the first time ever yesterday night and it felt so good. Get waterblasted bitch

Going to a dinner with my team this Sunday so to make a good impression I'll have a self induced seizure and just nonchalantly mention I was just stimming once I'm post-ictal so they'll think I'm just quirky siri insert "teehee" and :3 as an emoji at the end of my post ok thank you siri

No hate I'm loving my new job but I'd feel much more fulfilled doing physical work and having children/animals as my colleagues lolz

It's hard being a country girl with material desires 😭

I'm hiring a hypnotherapist to convince me tht corporate life is amazing and that I would not be happy being an animal rehabber living in a humble farm on the majestic andean alps

Me when I finish a drawing

blushing phantom butterfly

I'm sorry but cool toned white is such a boring color to wear

Neopian Times user comic by theeaterofworlds: “How do you identify yourself? I tell myself that I am a Lupe, but that could easily change tomorrow. Colour, shape, species…all of these can alter.” [Drawing of four different species of Lupe, Blue, Desert, Mutant, and Green, with different expressions.] “Even gender, the most basic way to define ourselves, can be changed.” [Drawing of a Lupe split down the middle, half blue, and half pink with gender symbols and a Strange Potion item. A large Blue Lupe with white feathered wings faces towards this image. White feathers float about.] “I want to know who I really am. I want to know the true shape of me. I want to find wings. Not for my body, but for my heart.”

“Wings Of The Heart” Neopian Times Issue #111 (2003)

People who believe they are incapable of evil are the most evil of all

Encontré una tienda que especializa en peces y plantas nativos para crear acuarios Blackwater pero está en la puta mierda en Copacabana 😭 I need these babies in my community tank so badd es que están super tiernoss

Love being a nasty prude and listening to bitch music. It makes me feel more mischievous and sexually Evil

YouTube video by PC Music Dreamtrak - Odyssey, Pt. 2 (A. G. Cook Remix)

Música pa tomar hongos con las girlies con un vaso gigante de ceviche de camaron y meter los pies en las aguas del Chocó