tay

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate

Kendrick: actually

millennials will be like yeah i have a favorite opera and it's just The Black Parade (2006) by my chemical romance

Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer

This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942.

I know. I was there in those camps.

I have signed an executive order to slightly increase total daylight every successive day until June of this year! Our many months of darkness will soon be over! Enjoy!

Scene from The Princess Bride where Vizzinni says "You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen"

OpenAI right now

Don't call it a "detention camp" at Guantanamo.

It's a CONCENTRATION CAMP.

fun how we all said this was gonna happen and now it’s happening. it’s almost like we know what we’re talking about when we say we see the patterns!

yeahhhhhhh

You know when there’s only like 15 pages left in a book and nothing’s been solved and you get that weird closure anxiety like “okay there’s no way any of this is gonna be wrapped up in a way that makes any sense to me”…that’s what everything feels like all the time now

I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me

Listen to Black Women and the Gays for the next 4 years.

“i will fuck you up”

“I didn’t fuck around. Why do I have to be part of the finding out?” - me, every day this month

having a crush is actually the worst thing to ever happen to me tbfh

Who needs love when there’s books and music and the crippling realization that you will die alone

Mitch McConnell voting against Hegseth is like Hannibal Lecter becoming a vegetarian on his deathbed

it’s so quiet here