stove speaker

One of the funniest things about this whole Bad Bunny/Kid Rock thing is everyone and their dead Aunt Tilly knows where to watch Bad Bunny. Not one person has said how to watch that Kid Rock shitshow. No network, no streaming, not even a time when the show starts.

Every young person sentence online reads like this to me now:

"Bro entered low-stim flow state doing a 10 min grocery rotation and got mogged by a friendly neighborhood cat 💀 Is proximity-maxxing essentials while touch-grass-pilled more optimal than suburb-meta carbrained bulk errands?"

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

THROW AWAY "DO NOT EAT" SILICA GEL DESSICANT たべられません。脱酸素剤。電子レンジにかけないでください。

I stole it for like 18 minutes and I feel robbed.

✨ hype 👏 up 👏 your 👏 friends 👏 and 👏 their 👏 hobbies ✨

As an Eagles fan, how can you hate on the Jags? They gave BDN a fat payday and gave Doug a job. I don't even know the last time they beat us.

Me, looking at your posts.

DM me

Got Ultrakill and Vampire Survivors up for grabs.

friendly reminder that you’re not a bad person if you want to keep your mind off of the news and find ways to escape from it.

No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.

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An unskippable 15-second ad, ten seconds before the ball drop, is peak comedy.

Have a great 2026, everybody.

the jojo stardust crusaders team in the haha, you clowns artstyle

Haha, you Joestars

The Stokely table spot had me laughing so hard, I got a headache.

10/10 PPV

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

Have last place items (drill, monster truck, etc.) on deck for the final lap.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Nacho cheese Doritos alcohol

Doritos booze

Was at the liquor store earlier today, and... what

Grateful to be sober today

🤼‍♂️🎄

vigilantsycamore Dec 25, 2020 Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside 500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

still my favorite christmas post

Nobody:

Erika Kirk when her husband gets shot in the neck:

I think boxing is a terrible sport unless Jake Paul is getting his shit rocked

a cartoon of a man with a hood and the words brutal on his face Alt: Nathan Explosion saying "Brutal"

Jesus fucking CHRIST

What a way to introduce the new Divinity

Holy hell

That was metal as fuck

a combination urgent care and taco bell

I'm at the combination