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Will Paramount Cancel Jon Stewart? The “Daily Show” host talks with David Remnick about his contract with Paramount Skydance, the government’s attack on political satire, and how our institutions got so weak.

“The victims of this Administration are not the comedians . . . . They’re the people who are struggling to have any voice and are being forcibly removed from streets by hooded agents.” Jon Stewart talks about the suppression of political speech.

Figgy sits and looks up at the camera with big eyes.

Mama making peeza
And da Figgy wants da doe
Eben tho it not for eats
He cwy cuz he not noe

He go jump up on da fwij
To wach da peeza maked
Den he leap and almost land
On peeza dat not baked

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #MamaMoobDaPeezaAwayJusInTime #FiggySingSadSong

Corporate media, a play in 3 acts

A two panel comic strip. Panel 1: A light gray human shape (like a thicc stick figure) labelled "THE WEALTHY ELITE" reaches greedily, mouth open in excitement, towards a large floating yellow ball that is labelled "A SECOND GILDED AGE" Panel 2: same as above, but behind the gray figure (who now has a sweat drop to indicate nervousness on its head) is a VERY large pink blob labelled "THE RETURN OF OUTLAW FOLL HEROES" with one arm wrapped around the gray figure, expression quietly threatening

Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning

internet humor in 2014: No you don't understand, those are my emotional support 400 open tabs!

internet humor in 2024: i am going to carpet bomb the ceo of kaiser permanente

It doesn’t get much more foolish than this.

A closeup of a cat, Frankie, curled up sleeping on white bedding. He has tabby stripes on his back and forehead. A splotch on his nose, and the rest of him is white. He’s curled in a way that shows his lower belly and he has his forepaws wrapped around his head. He’s looking especially cute. #CatsOfBlueSky

Five more minutes please

seeing ur coworker on the cell next to the cell you're editing in excel like what are we now?

I don't know who needs to hear this but Polio and smallpox never reached natural herd immunity. They were eradicated by vaccines. ERADICATED BY VACCINES!

Polio and smallpox were eradicated by VACCINES!

This is Yuma. She's an amateur geologist. Brings home one carefully selected rock a day. For science. 13/10

if y'all are enjoying the revenge fantasy of murdering a millionaire who killed to get there, watch tnt's leverage (2008) it's a who robin hood fantasy show about stealing from corrupt criminal billionaires and ceos and giving to their victims

Section 1, of the 14th Amendment:

Choose wisely

The cat cuteness level 🥹🥰🥰

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

Thoughts?