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An embroidery project of two dandelions gone to seed, stitched on sheer fabric

My latest project, which I didn't realize was put in the frame backwards and misaligned until I was done with it. Score another point for ADHD fucking with my hobbies.

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No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?

Honestly I would open up to either of the life forms in this photo, but if they were both present? Yeah. Very effective therapeutic team.

Gurathin said he wanted to show Murderbot the ropes, didn't he? Or something like that. 👀

#murderbot #murderathin

An embroidery project of several herbs on beige fabric

I finished this project off tonight with the second herb from the left, and it took me seven episodes of Murderbot to finish those eight leaves. But now I can give this to my sister this weekend!

digital art of Dr Mensah from Murderbot. She stands in profile, head turned towards the viewer, an inscrutable expression on her face. An outer space backdrop is behind her

"It was starting to occur to me that Dr. Mensah might actually be an intrepid galactic explorer"
Can we talk about how BRILLIANT Noma Dumezweni was in Murderbot??

Age verification? My first computer didn't have Solitaire or Minesweeper.

slurpee machine with one crashed screen

I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen

A screencap of a google doc. It reads: "We're sorry. You can't access this item because it is in violation of our Terms of Service."

⚠️BATCH DOWNLOAD YOUR GOOGLE DRIVE NOW⚠️

👉 takeout.google.com/manage

I did this last night, and literally this morning a friend who writes fic has had her whole account restricted, and when I try to access writing that I've edited/collaborated on, this is what I get:

You're absolutely right

So sorry, I forgot the alt text:

Leon, an orange and white cat, sitting at a window with one paw up on the windowsill, big chillin'

No cheating post the most recent pic of your pet

The dumbest most boring and hateful losers stomping their feet and getting whatever they want is getting really really old

I appreciate that in this moment in time, Murderbot is telling a story about people who choose to help each other no matter how many times the world around them tries to tempt them toward cruelty and selfishness.

Still frame from the "Murderbot" TV show. SecUnit (played by Alexander Skarsgard, a tall thin young man with short dark blond hair, a high forehead and an angular face) stands to the rear of Gurathin (played by David Dastmalchian, a dark-haired middle-aged man with an angular face and tightly pursed lips). Gurathin is looking down at something in front of him in consternation while SecUnit looks on with a neutral expression.

But that day, when SecUnit said "I need to check the perimeter," Gurathin realized what it really meant was "I love you." #MurderBot

Ten writers by whom I've read more than five books:

1. Diane Duane
2. Martha Wells
3. Naomi Novik
4. Douglas Adams
5. Jane Yolen
6. John Scalzi
7. KJ Charles
8. TJ Klune
9. Garth Nix
10. Jim Butcher

(danmei bonus round: MXTX and Meatbun. one of their stories satisfies the five book requirement!)

#Murderbot spoilers - I see someone posted this to here already but I wanted to credit who made it

The local library has a Silent Reading Party a couple of times a year and Sunday is the next one. Last time I read a novel by a local author. This time I'm going to bring Murderbot. Pretty sure I can finish All Systems Red and Artificial Condition in the time allotted. (will be 3rd reread in 3mo)

the last episode hit me hard too.

Hey, if you're not trashing it based on stupid criteria, share your thoughts. if you think "all this voice over means it's a bad show" maybe don't make that post.

literally the exact idiot I'm talking about lmao

practicing self-care by blocking people with stupid-ass Murderbot takes instead of wasting time telling them why they're blockheads.

a screencap of a tumblr post user aurumacadius "did you know people are masturbating to your smut fics-- :grossed out face emoji:" I hope they get twice as wet as I did writing it, mind your fucking business user captainclickycat replies "Did you know people are getting scared when they read your horror stories?? Did you know that people are laughing when they read your comedy stories?? Isn't that gross? Aren't you scandalised??"

Gurathin is the Izzy Hands of Murderbot TV, send skeet

okay, so it didn't just *feel* like it was about two blinks long, it really was that short. thanks I thought I was going crazy.

It's Murderbot Eve! Sing the song!

Murderbot, Murderbot, oh, murder, murder, murder
Murderbot, Murderbot, oh, murder, murder, murder
Murderbot, Murderbot, oh, murder, murder, murder
Murderbot
*pop*
checkin' perimeter...

the "sickos" meme, except with Murderbot's head superimposed, "SecUnit" instead of "sickos", and the speech bubble says "no... ugh... noooooo...."

repulsion is valid, Murderbot.

Gives me a lot of sympathy for Murderbot hacking its governor module. Sheesh.

kind of annoyed that the Murderbot feed is being taken over by current events because "Exit Strategy" is one of the books, ngl