🍁 Space Cow ☕️

The first 2 Home Alone Movies are such classics! But they've been going downhill ever since! So happy they tried something new at last.

Jackson Heights is one of the last neighborhoods in NYC that actually lives up to the promise of what NYC is supposed to be for immigrants - it's a middle class neighborhood where the majority of residents were born outside the country. One of the most diverse neighborhoods in the whole US

I’m in bed, hoes

A Bluesky post with the account name cut off. It shows an image featuring an 11-branched menorah. In the background is what is clearly supposed to be a Hanukkah scene: There's a dining table with blue plates, a center peak of blue and white flowers, and wine glasses with royal blue liquid inside. There's a single branch of what looks like some kind of Christmas wreath, covered in blue and white Christmas lights. The text of the post says: "15 Hanukkah decoration ideas that won't make your space look like a craft store exploded. Modern menorahs, DIY projects for the kids, outdoor displays, and yes - floating dreidels are a thing now. Read full post here!" Then there's a link to fortheloveofliving.com.

A quick tip: AI is notably bad at menorahs.

(Special mention for the blue glasses of Traditional Hanukkah Beverage)

A bunny is in the Criterion Closet, picking from an enormous shelf of DVDs. Other dvds for foreign films lie strewn about the floor already, including "Hausu", "The Battle of Algiers" and Fritz Lang's "M". The bunny cannot reach above the second or third shelf

Daily bunny no.3156 can give you some recommendations

Draw your characters in different universes

Took a shot at @astarotharts.bsky.social ' template!

All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”

The "Black" Fiend, Shining

The "White" Fiend Nightingale on her day off

a combination urgent care and taco bell

I'm at the combination

This is obviously bad but also it’s funny that the Pentagon continues to leak like a sieve

fuck

クリス

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

“I trust my immune system. I don’t need a vaccine.”

Ok, I trust mine to protect me too. Which is why I trained it extensively on what the virus looks like so it can handle it.

Boxers don’t enter the ring without a plan. It’s the punch you don’t see coming that knocks you out.

As Promised:

part 1

Least functional kitchen ever !

Molly's Holiday Fundraiser 2025 Make Winter Merry and Bright in Honor of Fergus

I hope that on this #GivingTuesday you might consider a donation to my fundraiser for our local shelter. They don't just adopt out animals - they run a low-cost vet and spay/neuter clinic, offer emergency pet housing for domestic violence victims, and so much more. givebutter.com/n5l31M

Sounds like they are adding more stretch goals now

charges my holy beam to fill you with 10000000 roentgen of love

Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Vampiress, using hypnotic stare: "Say three things you like about yourself."

The vampiress' girlfriend, sweating profusely, trying and failing to fight it: "I. . . think my hair. . . is kinda cute."

Vampiress: "Two more."

The vampiress' girlfriend: "FFFFUUCCCKKKK."

Adachi Rei crowdfunding campaign currently at double its funding goal with 60 days left

Not sure why I was concerned they wouldn’t reach the stretch goals. Hit all of them with 60 days to spare.

tem make mini carrot cakes

Nvidia: For all RMA requests, our chatbots will be happy to help start the return process

Also Nvidia:

🐊 𝗡𝗢 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗦 🐊

an ad for the new series “welcome to derry” with the tagline “go back to where IT all began“, except somehow, they highlighted the word “to“ instead of “it“

"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"

"no problem boss. i'm on it"