Bea 🐝

phone's on dnd – watching zoo tycoon lets plays tn

hello I'm Bea!

I am a 24 year old taxpaying resident of two countries, and I just ate 6 biscuits for dinner

coincidence that these all fall on the same day? I think NOT

20th century warfare killed an already dead god

hey they let me on this flight just to mog on people..does that seem strange to anyone else?

u ever see the airplanes w the big foreheads ??

emphysema

think I'll fuck around and get depressed this winter

oh, sorry, didn't see you there – I was skeeting!

why do hooligans always hang out under bridges? what's under there? can I come?

I'm helping my Italian housemate with his english. Last night I taught him about "cheeky little bastards" and "shenanigans"

dm me for more sage advice

had a glass of wine && bought health insurance tonight.

what'd you get up to?

listening to mitski for the first time – this shit is 𝓡𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓬

Don Toliver channels 2016 central florida iykyk

YouTube video by Casey Frey 🤫

youtu.be/WJlrmCNsBRE

do u think they'll let me into alpha male boot camp

Toby Fox bro

craving JetBlue airplane food rn (not spons)

Mexico 😎

I once got dumped over a tarot reading how's everyone's weekend going?

WHAT A LITTLE ETHNOBOTANICAL MIRACLE

I can't believe capers exist like --

here are some autumn colors for all 8 of u today

(I'm doin' em right now)

oh, my toxic trait?

I do the NYT puzzles before bed at 1a every night

all my friends are in that jort cutoff drip 😩

using my omnipotence in sims to make all bathrooms carpeted

thinkin' ab the gables rn

how's your evening going?

a green frog with a red scarf around its mouth is making a face . ALT: a green frog with a red scarf around its mouth is making a face .

yea idk this Jeff Buckley guy is pretty alright

3am I found myself in a half awake, half asleep, drunken stupor, thinking about the lust held in the space underneath my clothes — the space where you trace circles with your fingertips over the small of ...

3am
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