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Pledge allegiance to your hands, your team, your vibes" "You made a deal with this devil, turns out my dick's bigger" "Everybody's so punk on the internet" "So we all dressed up as wolves and we looked fire" "Got me drеaming about a driveway with a basketball hoop - Boss up, settle down, got a wish list" "Please, God, bring me a best friend who I think is hot" "He dick-matized me and opened my еyes - Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see - His love was thе key that opened my thighs" "Good thing I like my friends cancelled - I like 'em cloaked in Gucci and in scandal" "Did you girl-boss too close to the sun?" "Who's the baddest in the land? What's the plan? - You could be my forever night stand" "They ripped me off like false lashes - And then threw me away" "Her name was Kitty - Made her money being pretty and witty - They gave her the keys to this city - Then they said she didn't do it legitly"

I cannot believe these lyrics from the new Taylor Swift album are real

Proton

om det høres for dyrt ut: kall det beredskap :)

Min sterkeste mening ang mobil-avhengighet/sosiale-medier-ID-krav etc. er at før vi engang tenker på så overvåkende løsninger bør vi legge til rette for at man kan leve fullverdige voksen (og barne-) liv uten smarttelefon og likevel bruke bank, offentlige tjenester, buss og trikk, finne fram osv.

man it is pretty crazy everyone forgot about that charlie cork guy already

Det er fint å høre!

Meldte meg på jeg!

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Det er visst et «lite» et, men det er alt vi vet så langt, jeg er kjempestressa og bekymra for om det interagerer med MSen.
Men hvis noen har erfaring med små slag og vil fortelle meg at det går helt fint så er tiden nå

Mamma har fått slag og nå synes jeg faktisk at det er nok

I think conditions should improve instead of deteriorate

Smol Cat (@OneSmolCat) on twitter: "they don't ID me at the liquor store anymore because they see the light has left my eyes"

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

Nå har jeg vært flink og voksen og slått opp med ham som jeg skulle tilbringe fremtiden min med og jeg er sint og jeg hater verden

ashes-in-a-jar posted on tumblr: "Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the wringer. I'm putting my blorbo in ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault" fakecrfan replies with an image of Michael from the good place pointing, with a speech balloon over his head in a manner implying that he was the one speaking in the previous post.

Og faen jeg bare orker ikke opprydningsjobben

Klarer ikke helt å rista ev meg tanken om at det siste året ++ hovedsakelig har vært meg som eksploderte mitt eget liv

Just started listening to the last two-parter of Weird Little Guys, and that opening got me good

I'd even get a stupid service job if my body wasn't so intent on getting fucked up

clownboybebop: "my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don't get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn't you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo me: mama what the hell does that mean my mom: so muscular"

Who even am I at this point

Man I miss having a job

obsessed with this photo of a puffin

if anyone is still praying on my downfall pls stop bro it worked. i'm cooked A sad looking wet cat in closeup, background is a bath tub.

Tenk at NRK sender en HYLLEST TIL EN FASCIST I BESTE SENDETID. I TIMESVIS.

I morgen leser de Hamsuns nekrolog til Hitler og feirer en "kontroversiell mann som sto for meningene sine", eller?

Bro, just one more humanoid robot, bro please, this one will be the true general purpose technology bro, this one will fill any labor shortage bro, our nanas and papas will let them into their homes to help them age in place bro, it’s the future bro, I won’t put guns on them I swear bro, bro

One thing I'll say about DC not only canceling Red Hood, but recalling the first issue and refunding stores for buying it, is that you can still get Neil Gaiman's work through them. They still work with Otto Schmidt. Eddie Berganza worked there for years AFTER the formation of a policy that no women

Alle går med på at augevipper er der for å beskytte auga dine og at nasehår beskytter bihola, men prøv å hinte til menn om at det er ein grunn til at vaksne kvinner har kjønnshår så skal du sjå kor fort det ikkje er sant at kroppshår har funksjon rundt slimhinner

juney-blues on tumblr: "heartbreaking: girl has sooooooo many ambitions and ideas for projects but can only get 1.5 basic tasks done per day"