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If child soldiers were bad, they simply wouldn’t be this efficient

[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]

Every ad now

I got told by the university to use AI to do my essay. That doesn’t sit right with me at all

There just might not be anything better than saving money on car insurance

My body has no energy at all, I’m so fatigued and struggling to breathe but I have to go into school tomorrow and teach because sick days aren’t accounted for in the first term. Whoops

I spent the whole half term sick as heck and only now it’s over have I managed to see a nurse. She was very sympathetic though, turns out I had the Covid and although it’s clearing up it gave an opportunity for a separate chest and throat infection to get it. Check in on your immunocompromised pals

The irony of printing “stop the invasion” on a flag used to invade so much of the world is completely lost on them, eh?

I always forget that there can be people in our communities that struggle with such concepts, despite the fact that we’re reminded daily that the Transformers community isn’t a ray of sunshine either

There was a flag covered “keep Britain British” protest in Blackpool yesterday. Just when you think Blackpool has it rough, the stupidest people you’ve ever seen in your life come out and make it worse.

Guess who got Covid again

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers”.

I don’t know man, just let people take the chocolate

I woke up to a moderate boost to my credit score. I haven’t done anything to warrant it but okay

The amount of innuendo and implication in this Apothecary Diaries show is something else huh

I tired to pose these guys but realistically I think they need stands in their butts

I’m going on an actual night out on Friday. A Halloween themed “Emo Night”. I should very much be in my zone

"Brianna Ghey legacy project is tackling mental health issues among young people the team are delivering workshops across schools to both parents and pupils. " -, Warrington Guardian Facebook Photo of Brianna and her Mother smiling together

Brianna Ghey's mum is worse than Captain Tom's granddaughter sorry.

Daughter is murdered by a gang of transphobic kids and the response is to start "mental elf 💔❤️‍🩹" grifting and lobbying for phone bans.

At least Captain Tom's fam were selfish little pricks. Ghey's are doing THIS.

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I started putting all my Polaroids in a binder and it makes me really happy that I now have two pages of lovely Transformers peeps

I miss when my hair was like this

Oh dear, I’ve been rumbled

Gonna have to agree, hard 2

A likely story

Stop teasing us, release the container tapes. The public have a right to know

Drummers don’t get enough sympathy, I swear to god

So so proud of you

The meme got me thinking so I checked my recommended and I promise I’m not a pervert

I absolutely love it, I’d highly recommend it as long as you’ve read His Dark Materials first!

Aaaaahhhhhh

What would YOU do with a 15kg bag of M&Ms?

This is so great but even then, it’s a bit too close to Cullen for me to be 100% on board, I want something different yet just as heroic yknow?