On Shiu

Craving dried persimmon rn

Quoth the Raven, “Eat my shorts!”

One and done today 🙌 love a cancelled Sunday evening performance

Car shopping 🤑

Why has nobody done “walk a mile in these Labubutins”

Those little delivery bots look like roli-poli bugs

The only thing I want to eat these days is cheese 🐁

🫩 never seen this emoji before

Have been feeling sort of like a mini fridge lately

Sometimes it is all about the thrill of the chase!

Oh jeez, have I had a rat tail all day?

Oh, good. She pressed snooze and now it’s ringing again

Downstairs neighbor’s iPhone alarm has been ringing loudly for ten minutes without pause. Wake up, lazy!

There’s got to be a reason for Mook in The White Lotus besides being a sexy lamp, right??

I don’t remember there always being choppers every night like there are these days

Husband is hooked on this one mobile game app where you merge these kawaii-faced fruits to make bigger fruits

Can I vanish into you?

I keep trying to get endorphins from social media and then I get the opposite

Smdh

I’m in Portugal rn, and they label the trash cans indiferenciado which I think is hilarious 🚮

Paloma means pigeon??

Would anybody like me to sing Fat Juicy and Wet before we go?

Ummmmmm…. Yeah

Good morning pineapple 🌞