Jake

My scrobs!

about to start wearing a WWBSIMTPD bracelet to work (what would ben stiller in meet the parents do)

This is how Izzy starts all her sentences

Mojo JoJo ass wife. 40 cakes ass wife

My wife will see an unattended chair and be like is anybody gonna hang multiple jackets and other bits of clothing over that. And not wait for an answer

filled with hatred for chatgpt for the way that it's stolen the charming and delightful emdash from me

A seussian nightmare is probably one of the worst kinds of nightmares to have

Why are they called marbles. They're not made of marble

Interesting. They've apparently invented new super strong cardboard that they use for the sole purpose of making battery packs impossible to open with your hands. Anyone know about this

I have to remember. So many passwords. Fucked up on this bitch of an earth

Nice, new gallnerkino to add to the list

having just watched it, Darmok gotta be in the top 10 tng favorite TNG episodes so far

The self is an illusion. The boundaries that divide us are constructed. The second Matrix film has one of the best car chase scenes of all time. Time itself is a construct. Seven percent of everyone who has ever lived is alive right now. Wood from the sets of the second Matrix film were sent to Mexico to build low-income housing. The veil slips and we see a fleeting glimpse of truth. The Burly Brawl is a great scene and would kill today.

YouTube video by West Mashups Update Day - Nirvana The Band The Show

You ready shoppers? It’s that time again!

We're gonna write a trans inclusive burger jingle?

What time is it in japan

everybody knows about the wii shopping channel and everybody loves to shop on it every wednesday

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me when Im playing minecraft

As Per Pond Protocol,
Our Interests Include
- Frog Ponds
- Produce
- Produce Equipment and Accessories
- Innovations of The Heart and Mind
- Moss Packaging
- End-to-End Systems Solutions
- Entropy Fluids
- Bringing Smiles to Friends Like You !
- Imagine Dragons

me in a d.i.y. mothman costume. Im dressed in black, with a black hood and face mask with red felt eyes, a gray distressed scarf, moth-like antenna, and cape-wings with black, white and brown feathers. Im standing in a threatening pose in an office lobby.

me in a d.i.y. mothman costume. Im dressed in black, with a black hood and face mask with red felt eyes, a gray distressed scarf, moth-like antenna, and cape-wings with black, white and brown feathers. I'm sitting at a breakroom table and holding a green coffee mug.

bit late, but look at this last-minute diy mothman costume I threw together for halloween

IT'S DA FREAKIN MOTHMAN

Anyone else remember secret Italian supercat. Let's bring that back

blüe møœn

Going through my old twitter and posting the hits. This one never gets old to me