Morgan Cheri

David Byrne "I would like to live in another dimension" Space Ghost "We would all like to do something, David.

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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

I finally checked out Baldur’s Gate 3/BG3 after my partner and a buddy suggested it, and I think it’s safe to say I’m obsessed after twenty (cumulative) hours of being the chaotic neutral Drow Warlock bit*h of my dreams.

Baldur's Gate 3 is a power fantasy that goes "What if you could play 5E with a group where everyone knew the rules so perfectly that encounters were fast, the DM worked to integrate backstories for everyone into the plot and your whole incredible gamerthesbian polycule let you be the Main Character"

Severance this week has me trusting NO ONE!

The most unrealistic part of Osgood Perkins’ “The Monkey” is a phone book existing in 2024.

the cast of "House" (ハウス) [1977]

The White Lotus S3 prediction: Patrick Schwarzenegger’s character will be the one going on a shooting rampage after he’s unable to get laid while in Thailand.

(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others

Screaming, crying, throwing up…my partner got me a Mothman BAB that’s wearing a fur coat that matches the dress I wore on our first date 🥹😭🥰

All the more stoked for it now

i just await the monkey now

Put “play with friends” on my 2025 vision board and got my D&D Discord server set up last night for a Curse of Strahd campaign. Manifestation is real.

Da brick got me bricked up

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

Kendrick's halftime wasn't for everybody because it wasn't for everybody

I miss all day breakfast.

Fuck the Burgermeister and his little lackey too

Serving Kier and serving cunt #Severance

been that bitch, really THAT GIRL, truly a queen, prima donna

Just spent the past five minutes going back and forth with my partner on iterations of “are you kidding me right now?” but using food.

Me: “Are you grilling my burger?”
Him: “Are you tossing my salad?
Me: “Are you peeling my onion?”
Him: “Oh that’s a good one. It’s got layers.”

Clout clouds the mind more than any drug could

Modern day commercials suck eggs but gotta hand it to Willem Dafoe for bringing back his Green Goblin laugh for the Michelob Ultra tennis commercial.

Welp, guess I’m taking Amtrak home to visit San Diego this Summer 🫠

*Lick It Up by KISS plays in the background*

if you’re 25 years old with control of the entire treasury system and you don’t delete every student debt file, you are the biggest loser the world has ever seen

Hey girl, are you my stomach because you seem reallly upset and Idk why?

I’m sure I’m not the first person with this take, but I predict the Final Destination: Bloodlines plot will depict an extended family who was supposed to die in some horrific accident which only one member sees a vision of, and in which the dad/uncle ends up dying in. Thus death comes for the rest.