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Latest posts by crypttwink.bsky.social on Bluesky

cant believe this website is run by apparently a bunch of 12 year olds on a couch snickering to themselves for being such trolls on their phones

07.10.2025 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 562    ๐Ÿ” 99    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Hi Aaron, a thread.
The bot was not a harassment bot. You were ignoring a community that was rightfully upset and trying to get information about the job you are doing.
I used the protocol and the platform to build a bot that simply showed what you were doing on the network. yes, if you posted...

06.10.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 886    ๐Ÿ” 207    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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are they soft-launching female space marines

07.10.2025 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 498    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

06.10.2025 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8232    ๐Ÿ” 2337    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29

i love the domino effect of trans people asking the moderation team to take harassment of trans people seriously and instead decided to perma ban a black guy who was one of the earliest users here

06.10.2025 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5492    ๐Ÿ” 1237    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 62    ๐Ÿ“Œ 47

I love checking the blocklists I'm on and it's like "leftists that make me so so so mad" by the most annoying guy you've ever seen in your life

06.10.2025 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1269    ๐Ÿ” 82    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
Sayaka from Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken! holding up her smartphone yelling: "There is nothing fun about social media!"

Sayaka from Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken! holding up her smartphone yelling: "There is nothing fun about social media!"

Social media was never great.

Bsky always sucked due to it basically being twitter 2 with some additional tools that (IMO) never made the platform any better.

I have no interest going to twitter, so I hope something better comes along in the future. I just want to post trans, gay, and nerdy shit.

06.10.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

repost if you want to build international communism or want a mean dyke to cover you in bruises and milk your prostate

06.10.2025 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 604    ๐Ÿ” 258    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is there a social media app that isnโ€™t run by the worst people in the world?

06.10.2025 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Roberta Cowell (1918 - 2011) was a fighter pilot during the Second World War.

She was the first known British trans woman to undergo gender-affirming surgery in 1951.

TRANS WILL WIN.

06.10.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 526    ๐Ÿ” 103    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I love going to the grocery store and spending $80 on a bunch of bullshit I hate

02.10.2025 23:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1502    ๐Ÿ” 121    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that

03.10.2025 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10096    ๐Ÿ” 1644    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 104    ๐Ÿ“Œ 78

I'm being told he drowned in the toilet. He was drinking from the toilet like usual but something went wrong. CPR was not administered because everyone thought it was too gross

03.10.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1926    ๐Ÿ” 145    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

I like Bluesky. I really don't want to see this place destroy itself from the people that run it.
It's the only social media where i could just talk about video games without harassment in my replies or a dik pic randomly at me.
It felt safe.
Not many places feel safe for trans people

04.10.2025 00:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 179    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chat is this good

03.10.2025 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 93    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Jay Bluesky posting DEC/ACC, which is ostensibly short for Decentralization Acceleration, but also identical to the */acc abbreviation Accelerationist ideologues use to identify their strain of accelerationist thought.

Jay Bluesky posting DEC/ACC, which is ostensibly short for Decentralization Acceleration, but also identical to the */acc abbreviation Accelerationist ideologues use to identify their strain of accelerationist thought.

I know not a lot of people are going to get this if they're not as Terminally Online as I am, but the fact that Jay Bluesky is now posting Accelerationist dogwhistles on main is the scariest thing to me and an omen of true misfortune for this site. This is the absolute worst thing to see.

03.10.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 354    ๐Ÿ” 110    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
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he loves the spiritual sound of ecstatic black metal by the band agriculture

03.10.2025 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m not even insisting you ban Jesse Singal. Iโ€™m saying that other people seem hurt. Addressing what he did, whether it violates the rules and why the rules are best the way they are, even if they cause harm is important.

You could do that. Or let silence speak for itself.

You made a worse choice.

03.10.2025 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 125    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m a fucking nobody account. If Iโ€™m a dick, it doesnโ€™t mean anything about Bluesky. What you do and say speaks for the company. If youโ€™re a jerk towards trans people who feel Bluesky hasnโ€™t done enough to protect the trans community here from harassment, you are, quite obviously, reinforcing that.

03.10.2025 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 213    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
 Tolkien is not dynamic. Gandalf is quite ineffectual, plying a sword at times and casting spells which are quite lowpowered (in terms of the D&Dยฎ game). Obviously, neither he nor his magic had any influence on the games.

Tolkien is not dynamic. Gandalf is quite ineffectual, plying a sword at times and casting spells which are quite lowpowered (in terms of the D&Dยฎ game). Obviously, neither he nor his magic had any influence on the games.

The seeming parallels and inspirations are actually the results of a studied effort to capitalize on the then-current "craze" for Tolkien's literature. Frankly, to attract those readers โ€” and often at the urging of perยฌ sons who were playing prototypical forms of D&D games โ€” I used certain names and attributes in a superficial manner, merely to get their attention!

The seeming parallels and inspirations are actually the results of a studied effort to capitalize on the then-current "craze" for Tolkien's literature. Frankly, to attract those readers โ€” and often at the urging of perยฌ sons who were playing prototypical forms of D&D games โ€” I used certain names and attributes in a superficial manner, merely to get their attention!

Though I thoroughly enjoyed The Hobbit , I found the "Ring Trilogy" . . . well, tedious. The action dragged, and it smacked of an allegory of the struggle of the little common working folk of England against the threat of Hitler's Nazi evil. At the risk of incurring the wrath of the Profesยฌ sor's dedicated readers, I must say that I was so bored with his tomes that I took nearly three weeks to finish them.

Though I thoroughly enjoyed The Hobbit , I found the "Ring Trilogy" . . . well, tedious. The action dragged, and it smacked of an allegory of the struggle of the little common working folk of England against the threat of Hitler's Nazi evil. At the risk of incurring the wrath of the Profesยฌ sor's dedicated readers, I must say that I was so bored with his tomes that I took nearly three weeks to finish them.

For a source, here:

archive.org/details/Drag...

Here's some really funny quotes

03.10.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought I knew all the terrible things there were to know about Gary Gygax but apparently he also actually hated JRR Tolkien because his books didn't have enough violence and sex in them and there was too much personal drama instead of killing bad guys

Which, uh, explains a lot about D&D

03.10.2025 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 78    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

killed it ๐Ÿ”ฅ

02.10.2025 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œPissโ€ฆโ€ I stride across the stage, looking out to the crowd. โ€œโ€ฆbut also, Shit.โ€ The crowd erupts. Iโ€™ve done it. Iโ€™ve figured out how to post.

02.10.2025 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CEO: we're all trying to improve this place

You: so you're gonna kick out the guy who keeps trying to kill me, right

CEO:

You: You're gonna kick out the guy who has literally helped kiwifarms target me personally, right

CEO: WAFFLES

02.10.2025 06:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4826    ๐Ÿ” 1326    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

we saw this coming almost a whole year ago now with the jesse signal unban incident.

if you like your connections and followers, but dislike bluesky's management, consider migrating to @transrights.northsky.social

we're in alpha testing and are taking signups and will be ready soon

02.10.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 146    ๐Ÿ” 60    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"Hey so about Singal's TOS violati-"

"WaFfLeS! lol u did a waffles everyone take a shot"

"Look man I just wanna feel safe on this websit-"

"'OOOH, I wAnNa fEeL sAfE, OOOH, pLz HeLp mE mOdS!!' lol get a life and let me eat the $30 breakfast plate I ordered specifically to post and spite you."

02.10.2025 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1531    ๐Ÿ” 379    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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Same..

21.04.2025 08:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 201    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I wish there was a Magical Girl Show where they tackle Problems like Union busting, wage theft, The Rental Crisis, police corruption etc.

Good Luck #LA

08.06.2025 04:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3292    ๐Ÿ” 571    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

her breasts clicked and clacked in a peculiar cadence, like they had suddenly learned how to communicate in an alien language

02.10.2025 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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