I had always assumed Michael Keaton was the main character of that movie because he’s all anyone talks about. My head spun when I saw Alec Baldwin in a starring role. He’s funny though so it’s cool

When Rudi Giuliani inevitably breaks his hip attempting to ballroom dance that’ll be a synecdoche

Disagree. Metonymy is if you used fats as shorthand for the American populace at large (you should!) or something similar. Demolishing the white house for a kitschy ballroom is absolutely a microcosm of American cultural rot. Like everything else in the last year it plays like a scene from robocop.

That’s not what synecdoche means. You’re thinking of a microcosm. Synecdoche is a very specific grammatical thing not any time a part represents a whole

Me when I’m looking at Yes CDs on Amazon:

Double scoop the pre workout

Holy shit it’s the classic gym

You if you were alive in 1878: Fuck I’m so glad to be a romanticist because I NEEDED this shot of joy! The excitement! The anticipation! This seratonin could carry me through the Russo Turkish War! #InDMinor #Tchaikovsky

The yearly ac install is always a nightmare, I’ve got a kinda shitty but workable GE one sitting in the basement that I’m gonna have to throw up soon

I’m a stancil defender, I am endeared to Will Stancil far more than that yakubian demon Matt Ygaysis, but this is probably a top 5 most embarrassing thing I’ve read in the last year

I had a date planned for tonight and my first thought was literally "but oh god it's friday he saves all his worst stuff for fridays"

Am I… Egg boy…?

rememer what gabe newel always say: "piracy is almost always a problematic media, not wholesome makers"

Do you love me…?

No bro the 53 year old vocalist referenced covfefe at a concert bro this IS activism

everybody who has ever played a video game should be jailed