Live Laugh Loon

Why would you present me with something I should abhor in design principle but am cackling at in reality

Lmao yes 😂 but also I was as flabbergasted as you that anyone could so boldly say that our state sucks

My first thought was “please don’t make me fight this man I already used all my brain cells trying to fix my car”

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

Burn it down. Hypothetically in Minecraft etc

I’m willing to bet on it. My first green chile experience was in New Mexico so I’m confident I got the Good Stuff

Green chile everything!

We need a new flag for this hellscape and it’s just two dots (brain cells) adrift in a sea of flames 😂

The the third one that always wins pipes in with “look for jobs tomorrow, take a nap.”

Every day my remaining brain cells play ping pong with each other. “Open the agencies, hire back the creatives” one says. “Let’s create a world where people with art, design and creative writing majors don’t have to find jobs in marketing” says the other.

I am so tired.

This is so stupid and commits several unforgivable sins but the one that bothers me the most is that I still have no fucking idea what they are even advertising.

At this point it would be crazy if she didn’t know!

Do you think she knows @suesswassersee.bsky.social @wesmanderson.bsky.social @stedeco.re 🏴‍☠️

I’d kill for her live reactions every time her bf does another insanely 🔥 photoshoot or unhinged interview 😂like the last several months had to be WILD for them both!

Come (heheh) for smut chat in slut chat, stay for podcast length VMs about us Realizing Things or Freaking Out

That’s just the seasonal rotation too

Loot that drops after defeating me:

-“Live Laugh Loon” keychain
- 47 bottles of indie brand nail polish
- Topo Chico
- bottle opener from a Michigan brewery
- months worth of unopened mail
- Crunchwrap supreme

Love you forever 🇮🇹

I don’t particularly like living in the “leadup to” paragraph

Ahahaha winter sickos yesssssss

Nick Offerman: "Abolish ICE." "Wait, wait, I worry that what you heard was 'increase oversight of ICE and rein in their excesses.' "What I said was, 'Abolish ICE.' Do you understand?"

Seen floating around the Internet:

'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once

JULIE give us your breakdown of the scene in detail I need that drug again

I can’t even imagine because when I saw it, The Chain was already one of my favorite songs of all time and I was sitting there like “omfg they’re going to roll credits right at…YES omg omg”

And then watching it being used brilliantly on that OFMD scene!! I don’t think I felt that way again until I watched the Heated Rivalry club scene.

The ray of sunshine we all need on Sundays!

That’s MY CITY!!!

STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right

KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely

Open letter to our Senators:

Gentlemen, Ladies, we don't really care about ICE not getting even more funding. We don't care about more "training" and more rules they won't follow.

We want ICE de-funded. Dismantled. Gone. Driven out of our cities.