Slightlymadderer

Okay, but, Dan in that shirt and tie was a bit of a snack, no?

My dad used to do this to me and rub his beard on me god I miss him 😭

So come back and see if they can top it…

Them 🥹

You can’t describe TCF live, you have to experience it.

They could cut diamond

Once again thinking about getting my eyebrow pierced

Having an exit strategy is so important!

Somebody in my street is learning to play electric guitar and apparently everybody needs to hear it.

Strategically located around the globe so the thirsting never stops

Oh no…(but also, baklava 🤤)

It’s Cryptid Factor day!!!!

I’m already dreading how exhausted I’m going to be come Monday, but WORTH IT!

It’s honestly a complete failure of society that we don’t just give everyone secure housing. 🫂

The bliss of not having to clear one thing up so you can do another thing…🤩

Even just someone to make the phone calls, cause 😱

Oh yeah. Constantly choosing what to eat and then making it is so exhausting! Happy to outsource that.

Pretty much the first thing I’d do!

Perfection

Just, floating about in warm water, not having to worry about bumping in to anyone…😌

I’m adding in a masseuse to give me a scalp massage every day

Oh gods now I NEED this! It sounds so soothing

YouTube video by Vanity Fair Taika Waititi & Rhys Darby Take Lie Detector Tests | Vanity Fair

Fuck it. Time to bless the timeline again. Please have the best video ever made. #OFMD #RhysDarbyFaction

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What a handsome kitty. It’s so awful they don’t live as long as we do. 🫂

So fucking proud of you!!

I prosecute and defend the most serious sexual offences in our courts.

The overwhelming majority of offenders are British-born. Overwhelmingly the victim is someone known to them, either a partner or relative.

Anybody purporting to care about protecting women might start there.

She’s settled down on my foot now so it’s all good

What’s the one complete luxury you’d buy if money was no object? Like, complete and utter hedonistic luxury stuff?

For me, it would be someone to weave my crochet ends in.

I have also now just cackled so hard I scared the cat

😭😭😭

It genuinely is absolutely fine if don’t do things. Rest, wander, hydrate. It’s all good.