YouTube video by Cube Drone Cat

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of course I should promote myself so that I can find mutuals on this social network

i like

🛁 bathtubs

🧑‍🤝‍🧑 hanging out with my friends in public, visible places

🔧 lye

💸 craigslist

😝 ether

🏕️ camping

🪚hacksaws

🤐 zip ties

🌻Stardew Valley

🗑️garbage bags

#intro

twitter: remember when you were on a social network that incentivized brutally dunking on the dumbest motherfucker on the whole internet, which itself incentivized BEING the dumbest motherfucker on the whole internet, we still have that, look at this idiot

mastodon: i made a pie

mastodon: rust, pixel art, pictures of people's food, newsbots

bluesky: literally just wall to wall cope memes, "join the conversation" (pass), pictures of cats

twitter: AI shitposts, dregs, a few people who I legitimately miss

twitter: a tweet you've already seen six times in the same timeline, complaining about people leaving twitter

mastodon: further update on my retro pixel-art game I've been working on since 2008, the inventory system is half complete

bluesky: here's an charming cross-stitch with an uplifting quote about how I think the world is literally ending

Could tonight be the night?

this joke is too obvious for me to be the first one to have come up with it, but so long as I don't do a google search for it I'm in the clear, plagiarism-wise

rorschach was my favorite character in the watchmen but I hate that dave gibbons made his face look like my parents fighting

If you kill someone, regardless of their age, you're a "murderer", if someone started campaigning for a different word for people who've murdered the very elderly because _they didn't have long to live anyways_ you would be right to question their motives

Eric S. Raymond joining RMS on the "we need a better word for pedophiles when their victims are older teenagers because who among us" train to hell

this is a cat

#cat

my hobby is to hold my hand up in wide-eyed wonder and say "can you feel it? in the air? the _magic_?" and then rip a particularly piquant and robust fart

Bear knowledge

(looks around)

wow, it's.... it's a lot like mastodon

huh

okay