Cornbread Wilson

Broke 90! (At the par 3, but still)

Eight stokes off my previous best at the same course for an 86!

Sweet baby ridge

appreciate you bud, just keep being a good dad to Pauli.

A Bernese mountain dog with his paws crossed and mouth open, he is under a table. He is perfect.

I’m having a really hard time today. Just keep thinking about how I’m never gonna see him again. I keep hearing my mom say “I have really terrible news about Sam”

I got nothing, hug your dogs.

We love these animals so deeply it makes the pain at the end unbearable. Treasure every moment and hug him extra tight for me.

Way too compressed, especially with large breeds. And he wasn’t even old, he should have had half a life left. Feels like a sick joke.

It’s awful. We just had my grandmother’s funeral on Tuesday and my folks called me last night from the airport to say the kennel called and he’d gotten very sick very suddenly. Held on just long enough for my folks to make it in to say goodbye and I got to tell him on the phone how special he was.

A Bernese Mountain Dog puppy on a blue floor, he has one ear up. He is perfect.

A grown Bernese mountain dog sitting down and smiling. He is perfect.

An adolescent Bernese mountain dog playing with a toy. He is perfect.

A Bernese mountain dog with his tongue out, he is perfect.

I am crushed. This is incredibly cruel, way too soon and way too sudden.

You were the biggest, silliest, most loving dog ever.

You were the best boy even if you couldn’t be trusted to be home alone. Our perfect nutcase.

I will love you forever Sam.

The USL2 northwest division table, after 9 matchdays for most teams. Ballard has 21 points, Snohomish has 17, Lane United has 16. The playoff cut line is after second place.

Hey! You! With the Bluesky! Do you live in the Eugene area? Have you always kinda sorta thought about going to a Lane United game but never made it to one? GO THIS FRIDAY!

Huge huge huge huge game vs Ballard with the season winding down and the playoff race heating up

Rough night for people who wanted Dems to connect with young voters but not like that

Send me a DM and I can let you know the next time they do a flash sale, they also do online windows if you follow them on insta

Thank fuck, but still a ludicrous use of VAR

a man in a suit is talking to a football player who is wearing a green and white jersey . Alt: a man in a suit is talking to a football player who is wearing a green and white jersey, it is Bart Scott and he CANT WAIT

Mountain Goats. PDX. December. Got tix for both nights this time.

Golf achievement unlocked: made it thru a nine hole round without losing a ball. I think they mail me my tour card any day now.

A man in a red soccer jersey in a baseball stadium

Three tacos at a baseball game, Americans might recognize them as taquitos

A mostly empty beer at a baseball game, it is a Tecate

Incredible experience at the beisbol

An airport gate area for a flight to Mexico City. The signs show the flight is just about to begin boarding.

Lesss gooo

A Bernese mountain dog running toward the camera, he is the best dog you’ve ever seen

Sam is running into your timeline like

A squat rack with a barbell loaded to 205 (45 +35 on each side)

That’s 205 if you’re keeping score at home, another PR

A squat rack with a barbell loaded to 185

SOUND THE PR SIREN

Me sitting on a bench/machine between sets: rest is a critical part of a workout, both for safety and muscle growth

Me when somebody else is using what I need and on their phone between sets: what the fuck. What the actual fuck. Outrageous. Unbelievable .

Well, shit

That was extremely fucking satisfying

FUCK LIBERTY ALL MY FRIENDS HATE LIBERTY

I typed that pretty well given the frozen hands

Starting lineups for Oregon and Minnesota baseball, Minnesota has three Jake’s on starting lineup

Land of apparently Minnesota is actually the land of 10,000 Jakes

I made it thru the entire workday without having to Hop On A Call™️ one time for just the second time in 2025.

FOREST ARE MAGIC

And the winner was a bad shot

I don’t care if we win I still want to fight the short ref

A blue car parked at an extreme end of a parking lot, with a baseball field barely visible in the distance

After Oregon’s 43 runs in the doubleheader yesterday, I am taking precautions with my parking spot today