.•♫•♬• A͓̽r͓̽a͓̽c͓̽h͓̽n͓̽e͓̽ •♬•♫•.

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Halloween collar

Marlo Thomas. That’s it. That’s the tea.

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I apologize to all the German sausage makers who made beer brats and envisioned sauerkraut and mustard not pan-fried & eggs. In my defense, Aldi has a piss poor selection 🤣🤣

🎃Happy Kinktober! 👻

Finished!

Shadow stripes

It’s vampire season!!! 🩸

Disappointed to learn that a man famous on the internet for calling out bad behavior is stalking his ex. He’s local so if she attends one of my events I have the dubious honor of tossing him from the building and telling him how sad I am to learn that he’s a cunt.

Padmaavat

The climactic ending of a movie keeps popping up in my feed. It’s being used as female empowerment, even dubbing a popular song about too much labor over it. This story of a woman leading women to die—written by a man. May she die horribly and call it honor, says men.

Resist ✊🏻

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“What’s your color?”
“Green?”
“Lies!”

This weekend I hear that, “SOME people have little kingdoms and think they know what they’re doing in rope but it’s all Dunning-Kruger.”

I should feel bad for them because they feel they must compete with me while I’m just minding my own business. I obviously live rent free in their heads.

Things I won’t be apologizing for: my photography. I was born an artist from a line of artist and I am an award winning photographer.
I have some shibari skill.
My friend & I thought it would be a hoot to have an educational BDSM podcast.
I started a Munch. People go & enjoy it.
I have friends.

This is a dangerously seductive poem. I had more to say about it but I will not put my thoughts into the universe because the universe listens, especially in matters of love.

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Dammit! I love my AC and hate to give it up when the power goes out

Tea party today with friends

The pool, hot tub, Disney fireworks

Dinner & drinks

Birthday weekend! 🎂

1st, spa day at Rosen Shingle Spa.
Then to the Grand Cypress for dinner at 4 Flamingos

Did you look under the bed?

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Skulls

Mustard in a stein! Because it’s fun! And I’m an idiot 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"We will break away together
I'll be the shadow
You'll be the light"