Nova

The per-panel alt text of this comic will be abridged due to the quantity of panels and character limitations on some platforms. "TRIPPING AS A KID" Panel 1: Shen as a small kid, in his usual yellow t-shirt but blue shorts instead of pants, running towards a rock in the grass, and giggling to himself. Panel 2: Shen trips over the rock, faceplanting and sliding, raising some dust. Panel 3: Shen is back to running and giggling, immediately fine again. "TRIPPING WHEN YOU'RE OVER 30" Panel 1: Adult Shen in a grey sweatshirt and sweatpants, jogging along a sidewalk, sweating. He's got red shoes with yellow velcro straps. There is a stick on the ground in front of him. Panel 2: Shen trips over the stick and is now mid-air, facing the ground, about the faceplant. Panel 3: Shen punches the ground, creating a small crater with an explosion of energy and propelling himself back up. Panel 4: There are two images of Shen, one immediately after the punch, and the force of it sends him twirling into a misty flip, and one as he's about to land, stoic, arms crossed, face cloaked in shadow. Panel 5: Shen lands impactfully, creating a massive crater and sending the stick he tripped over twirling into the air. Panel 6: Shen smiles widely in a manic and insidious expression, saying "I AM MORE POWERFUL THAN EVERY BEFORE!!! BEING IN MY 30s RULES, ACTUALLY!!!!!"

Feeling pretty twinky today.

Happy birthday to all girlfriends everywhere, especially the lesbian ones.

Happy Yuri Day.

Who is more miserable?

watch as the mages guild ban conjuration next.

Because the yellow gatorade tastes yellow, I feel like it should be banana. My brain wanted to see it that way, so now it kind of tastes like an unripe banana to me.

I'm not religious, but I'll pretend to be a cross to work my core.

Men should start wearing crop tops like in 80s again.

How it feels to eat hot chip and lie.

Ah yes, the GL button. How lovely?
What's GR though? Girl's Revenge?

Make friends with the monster living under your bed; that way it can protect you from the monster living inside your sink.

Likable person test from three years ago compared to last month.

I love being a lot happier, genuine, more cyncial, less tolerant, less kind, slightly friendlier, and just as funny; It's the best.

Touch moss.

I love being not depressed.

Happy 5th anniversary Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitive Edition.

I'm so happy I don't have a hyper feminine skeleton. That'd suck, yo.

One of these days I'll relisten to that lighthouse horror story and make myself afraid to look out of windows.

The birthrate should decline further.

So cringe that people try to gender skincare.

I will not be taking any criticisms on how judgemental I am.

Only compliments.

Ew.