shelly

A dm slide that starts with a "hello dear" will get you ignored.

scammers love that sort of greeting. jus sayin.

elmo has the $$ to finance a recall election.....

eh, elmo will flash a wad of cash in donOlds direction, and he'll get amnesia.....

well, that's kind of a no-brainer..

So basically, she left bald hitler to be with the no dick albino billionaire.

Am waiting to see if Hinson takes the Roger Marshall excuse when confronted at town halls... leave early and say it was "democrat operatives funded by Soros"

yet they will still vote along party lines and subjugate to the orange god.

Although it wont happen. It would be nice to see another world leader just reach accross and slap the shit out of him. Or just make a statement of "this old fuck is so full of shit"

i think they ship....

Reverie Coffee Roasters

g.co/kgs/6KfjAa4

Anyone want to slide into my DM's and talk about random shit?

target going by way of woolworth, i see.

perhaps its time to dump their ceo.

I'm having a local roast today... called Boneshaker Espresso. Good stuff.

just as long as i can ask, "Coffee?" and not get zapped to oblivion and we'll be good.

btw, Coffee?

So i dont postbhere often enough, but i need to vent a little. I got approached by a l younger woman on another platform, and we hit it off well. Then she ghosted me. Although i should have thick skin, it still hurts.

anyway, at least my coffee maker is still reliable.

yeah, im here, too. missed you, coffee?

adorbs as always.

Totes adorbs....meet Alex.

he wants everyone to beg him so he can dictate his terms.

simply adorbs....

little backstory on my suggestion....used to have my cat as my profile pic over on Twitter. I got a lot of guys hitting one me in my dms. "borrowed" a dicpic from a friend.....made them go away.

although i am brainstorming a fictional person named Salt Peter rn.

I believe that there will never be a high mileage cybertruck pop-up for sale as they are all trailerqueens.

You could always reply with a dick pic.

What's funny is that Elon is both.

hocus pocus flippity flam......something something make me a pot of coffee appear....

shhhh, the boys are asleep.

im reading the elon book rn.

did anyone send screenshots or tag her in screenshots from her page?

Island in the sun, Weezer.

ive got 3 going at once and im still building a fence as well. I just dont stop, so there's never a real end.

In my defense, i ate a lot of rock salt as a child to better prepare me for old age.