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31. Traductor/revisor audiosvisual EN/FR>ESP. Me gustan las peliculitas. Pues habrá que ver si es verdad que twitter se hunde.

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Gianmarco Soresi me gusta mucho como cómico pero me gusta que parece literalmente el nombre artístico que me pondría yo si quisiera hacerme pasar por italiano

26.01.2026 17:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I will admit these photos do make it seem like I kicked the baby offstage

26.01.2026 15:23 — 👍 2717    🔁 350    💬 57    📌 10

Oscar Puente: da explicaciones exhaustivas y pertinentes.

Feijóo:

26.01.2026 09:35 — 👍 327    🔁 104    💬 10    📌 1
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Really hard to look at this and all the other examples of bravery and kindness from ordinary people in this moment not think also of the tremendous cowardice exhibited over the past year by some of the richest, most well-protected people in business, media and politics

25.01.2026 14:24 — 👍 18572    🔁 4824    💬 161    📌 105

sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings

24.01.2026 22:28 — 👍 6101    🔁 1051    💬 32    📌 16
Blowjob Brothers Checklist

THE FIRST 1 CHECK IS NECESSARY FOR A PAIR OF CHARACTERS TO BE TRUE BLOWJOB BROTHERS
- Two guys in any context whatsoever

IF A PAIR OF CHARACTERS DOESN'T HAVE THE 1 PREVIOUS CHECK BUT SEVERAL OF THE FOLLOWING, THEY ARE STILL BLOWJOB BROTHERS
-Complimentary color schemes
-"Wholesome"
-Get up to hijinks together
-Have gay subtext, or are blatantly gay
-Have any kind of combination technique
-Are standing together on official art

Blowjob Brothers Checklist THE FIRST 1 CHECK IS NECESSARY FOR A PAIR OF CHARACTERS TO BE TRUE BLOWJOB BROTHERS - Two guys in any context whatsoever IF A PAIR OF CHARACTERS DOESN'T HAVE THE 1 PREVIOUS CHECK BUT SEVERAL OF THE FOLLOWING, THEY ARE STILL BLOWJOB BROTHERS -Complimentary color schemes -"Wholesome" -Get up to hijinks together -Have gay subtext, or are blatantly gay -Have any kind of combination technique -Are standing together on official art

If anybody was curious about what makes a pair of characters qualify as "Blowjob Brothers," I put together this handy checklist. Hope this helps!

24.01.2026 20:44 — 👍 816    🔁 379    💬 20    📌 27

Admito que creí que la situación en EEUU tardaría mucho más en llegar al punto actual. Era totalmente inevitable, eso lo tenía claro, pero esta rapidez impresiona. 2026 va a ser sin duda un año, a este ritmo.

24.01.2026 21:05 — 👍 36    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 1
Steven Universe vs. Hitler. Steven appeals to Hitler "what if you could change your mind, Hitler?" Hitler stares at Steven with angry intent. Garnet puts her hand on Steven's shoulder and says "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy Steven." Steven says "Damn."

Steven Universe vs. Hitler. Steven appeals to Hitler "what if you could change your mind, Hitler?" Hitler stares at Steven with angry intent. Garnet puts her hand on Steven's shoulder and says "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy Steven." Steven says "Damn."

Reposting this for no particular reason

08.11.2024 14:20 — 👍 42371    🔁 12465    💬 252    📌 264

I really don't think anyone in power is prepared for how deeply unsympathetic the country is going to be when one of these ICE goons finally gets what's coming to them. People will be lining up to spit on that flag draped coffin like it's a Disneyland ride

24.01.2026 17:02 — 👍 243    🔁 76    💬 1    📌 2

Los progres metiendo a un actor negro a hacer de un personaje blanco en la película de He-Man

Los nazis asesinando a ciudadanos a plena luz del día por orden del presidente.

Todos los extremos son malos.

24.01.2026 20:32 — 👍 822    🔁 325    💬 16    📌 4
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feliz año, yo voy a tomarme doce pastillas

24.01.2026 14:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Yo: Puff, a ver si termino este coñazo de resumen para clase.

También yo:

23.01.2026 12:03 — 👍 119    🔁 57    💬 3    📌 0
Dr Kareem Carr
man: i wish to publish
@kareem_carr
Jan 21
reviewer 2: your paper is no good
man: i'll do anything to improve
reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini
man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini
Andre Pagliarini
@apagliar
Jan 21
a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini
Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC

Dr Kareem Carr man: i wish to publish @kareem_carr Jan 21 reviewer 2: your paper is no good man: i'll do anything to improve reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini Andre Pagliarini @apagliar Jan 21 a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC

I just thought everyone should see this

22.01.2026 23:02 — 👍 25178    🔁 5999    💬 43    📌 229

Ánimos a todos los afectados

22.01.2026 14:04 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

They're not abducting your neighbors to distract you from the fact that they're pedophiles. They're abducting your neighbors and also they are pedophiles.

21.01.2026 20:48 — 👍 697    🔁 188    💬 4    📌 2

El último episodio de la segunda de Poker face...

Estamos hablando aquí de unos niveles de catástrofes no vistos nunca antes desde Sherlock.

Deseando que digan que es falso y que saquen el final de verdad.

21.01.2026 20:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

philosopher’s stone dropped before gta6

20.01.2026 23:09 — 👍 563    🔁 253    💬 4    📌 1
Edit scene from a Simpson’s episode with the memes Steamed Hams scene where Chalmers and Skinner look at an aurora boeralis in Skinner’s kitchen

Edit scene from a Simpson’s episode with the memes Steamed Hams scene where Chalmers and Skinner look at an aurora boeralis in Skinner’s kitchen

20.01.2026 14:48 — 👍 6620    🔁 2238    💬 29    📌 26

Awful day yesterday. So first, all these assholes get on the wrong bus

20.01.2026 14:44 — 👍 3050    🔁 521    💬 21    📌 15
Galavant - Adventure Awaits - A Hero's Journey - Full Preformance
YouTube video by mathew9911 Galavant - Adventure Awaits - A Hero's Journey - Full Preformance

Me he visto el primero de A knight of the seven kingdoms, y no sabía que iba a ser literalmente esto

youtu.be/1xHsAMik9VM?...

19.01.2026 13:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head

17.01.2026 20:40 — 👍 13805    🔁 2605    💬 39    📌 107
775 (@0tter775) on twitter: "A translator, a localizer and a fansubber walk into a bar, a McDonald's and an izakaya"

775 (@0tter775) on twitter: "A translator, a localizer and a fansubber walk into a bar, a McDonald's and an izakaya"

13.01.2026 19:05 — 👍 354    🔁 105    💬 2    📌 0

Conseguiste el odio de Olivares sin necesidad de decir "esta serie pinta guay pero no está en plataformas en Francia", que honor

14.01.2026 12:48 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Del pimba pimba me gustaría recordar cuando le colaron a Olivares un edit del Ministerio en la escena del "servicios de habitaciones" pero diciendo la frase y la retuiteó, peak absoluto (creo que era de @nachoteso.es)

14.01.2026 12:40 — 👍 10    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1
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Mi problema con el teaser de los X-Men es que esto ya lo viví exactamente en Días del futuro pasado.

Y luego sacaron 7 películas más.

Tres de ellas de despedida final de la saga.

13.01.2026 15:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Así mejor

12.01.2026 22:35 — 👍 71    🔁 42    💬 1    📌 0
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Nada en este planeta es de ustedes. Nada. No pueden darme nada, porque todo lo que ustedes tienen es robado. Ustedes no pertenecen acá.

12.01.2026 16:16 — 👍 74    🔁 34    💬 2    📌 0

Oye, que soy tu casero. Te voy a aumentar el alquiler 300 euros, pero me lo pagas en B y así me dan una ayuda porque pondremos en los papeles que te cobro lo mismo. Luego cuando me llegue la ayuda te devuelvo la mitad. ¿La caldera? Ay, sí, lo miraré. Ya, dos meses sin agua caliente, qué mal, jeje.

12.01.2026 11:41 — 👍 25    🔁 14    💬 1    📌 0

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