"Welcome to the world's most sexually progressive gym class. You may address me as Coach Gimp, Coach, or HEYI'MTALKIN'TOYOUBITCH! Now let's all have some fun!"

Bears actually don't crave honey. They just can't get enough of those honey frogs.

This led Kelloggs and Post to code their rivalry into the mascots for their respective honey-coated puffed wheat cereals: the Honey Smacks Frog and the Golden Crisp Bear.

I do not like your methodone.
Sobriety I can't condone.

I will not work to buy a house.
I will not work unless I'm soused.

I'll shout and scream until I'm hoarse
"You will not throw me off this horse!"

I'll belt my limbs, inject the junk.
I'll ride my high and destroy your rhyme scheme.

magic mushroom rave
dancing thru the grass they smoke
fairies be trippin'!

💩🚫👑?

All the pure racists and haters aside, we ARE a nation of wage slaves living in a giant debt trap.

These assholes are get paid at the same time as they're being given a sense of entitlement, soooo...I'm not THAT surprised. Just deeply saddened.

And Italians never will until they master the tilda.

YouTube video by Ridgeland Video (Ridgeland Video) Matchlight Charcoal Commercial (1997)

youtu.be/cGVtlUJqPcY?...

Mr. Match Light?

"Just to clarify, Speaker: Are you saying I should ask Representative Mills whether YOU care that allegations exist that Representative Mills assaulted a girlfriend in his apartment? Or are you saying that YOU don't care that Representative Mills purportedly assaulted a girlfriend in his apartment?"

Was that the special secret he was sharing with Epstein?

I suppose when you're a big deal like Epstein, guys like Trump will let you grab 'em by the throat.

I'm only one-eighth oregoon, so I can usually pass as midwesterner.

Surprised Trump isn't trying to subsidize pepper crops with as much pepper sprays and bullets he's having his Gestapo use on American citizens.

XXXL --Vin Diesel goes on a see-food diet.

But can you make cheese with it?

No shows, alcohol included: Appletini+

Another day, another distraction from the Epstein files, another trillion dollar boondoggle for the embezzler-in-chief to use in fleecing the American public.

Her ass is face-fuckable?

Is that your kink, or are you just saying that tongue-in-cheek?

Reminds me of Bilbo spazzing out when Frodo showed him the Ring.

Republicans, and Christians in general, should stop advertising they're Christian. If someone says they are Christian, I always hear a silent "but" after.

Don't say you're Christian. Show that you're a good and caring Christian with your deeds, and let us all be pleasantly surprised afterward.

When you succeed in your childhood aspiration of growing up to be a couch.

Tiptoeing thru the manure is tedious for you, but diving headfirst into raw sewage is A-OK?

Froghat -- Kermit's 70's hard rock band

These days, I wear slip-ins, so the only way I tie my shoes any more is when I'm in a foot race and I get run over as I'm nearing the finish line and my shoes gets knocked off. Otherwise, I just don't acknowledge that they were competing at all.

A young Gene Hackman is shown here shortly before he Wile E. Coyotes a Hollywood ingenue into the Pacific in an attempt to win a bet with Robert Duvall.

I think Jethro Tull sang a song about it.

Arrested for throwing deadly side-eye and hurtful snarky comments toward ICE agents.

In this economy, don't waste your money on Toys4Twats. Be green. Recycle and regift your road tested toys to Donald von Shitzizpantz.

Love the message, but the Stranger Things font threw me for a bit.

They clearly don't spend much time at all reading and dwelling on the content of the Bible, only picking and choosing the tidbits they find appealing.

They likely haven't even read the Constitution since 7th grade Civics, if they even bothered back then.