Noah Finneburgh

Oberdumpenführer?

Donald Dump.

Isn't Donald Dump the obvious choice here? If not the number 1 choice, it's at least number 2.

Did you know that Ed Gein inspired “Psycho,” and “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre,” and “The Silence of the Lambs,” and White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller?

Also JD Vance should be ashamed of himself for treating it like it's some big joke that people are terrified that Trump wants to be a dictator.

When JD Vance is the Republican nominee for president in 2028 and Donald Trump is insanely unpopular, JD will act like he's not running for Trump's third term. However, we'll use this everywhere and it will help us beat him. 👇

‘Administrative Error’ Sends Father to Salvadoran Prison “The Trump administration acknowledged in a court filing Monday that it had grabbed a Maryland father with protected legal status and mistakenly deported him to El Salvador, but said that U.S. courts ...

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We are being governed by incompetent fascists.

Stock Market Lost $5 Trillion in 3 Weeks CNBC: "The market value of the S&P 500 at its Feb. 19 peak was $52.06 trillion, according to FactSet. Thursday’s decline put the index’s market value down to $46.78 trillion." "That makes for a total

I'm tired of all of this winning.

In a few years we are going to find out that Donald Trump is an alien sent to Earth to wipe out humanity.

Supreme Court orders new trial for Oklahoma death row inmate Richard Glossip | CNN Politics A fractured Supreme Court on Tuesday ordered a new trial for Oklahoma death row inmate Richard Glossip, whose appeal drew national attention and support from the state’s conservative attorney general,...

US Supreme Court orders new trial for Oklahoma death row inmate Richard Glossip

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BREAKING: The Supreme Court granted Richard Glossip a new trial, giving him the chance for full exoneration from death row.

Oklahoma prosecutors withheld evidence in Richard’s trial leading to a wrongful conviction.

Supreme Court Grants New Trial to Death Row Inmate in Oklahoma Both sides had told the justices that long-suppressed evidence had undermined the case the case against the inmate, Richard Glossip.

Sometimes good things happen.

Trump would have let Hitler take Europe. It's pretty obvious.

Saw Susan Collins trending and figured there's always someone mildly concerned somewhere.

I'm Vladimir Putin and I approve this message.

Officials Weigh Destroying $500 Million in Covid Tests “The Trump administration has been evaluating the costs of destroying or disposing of tens of millions of coronavirus tests that would otherwise be provided free to Americans,” the Washington Post rep...

At this point I think Trump is just trying to hurt as many Americans as he possibly can.

... and for someone like Musk, several of whose businesses would've failed without massive government subsidies.

Live shot of polio and dysentery:

Trump to America:

Definitely ghoulish and revolting. It also says "Press With Both Hands." Only someone with very tiny hands could fit both of them on to that pager.

I don't know

Big Slytherin Energy.

It's always a battle between crazy, dumb, and cruel inside this guy's head. Sometimes all three win.

This doesn't feel like the Golden Age of America to me.

Things are going to get much, much dumber.

People are talking more and more about this “sun.”

The DEI caused the plane crash narrative is a distraction. The tariffs are a distraction. Whatever insane nonsense Trump spews that the media will chase like cats chasing a laser light is a distraction. The only story that counts right now is the wholesale hijacking of control of the US government.

Truly evil people.

Good point.

And a couple Nickelback CD’s.